dialogues for Tag: Adult

Sikka hila toh fail!

Sikka hila toh pass!

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada ... jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada ... wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Phikar mat ki jiye ... aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi doonga

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal

Aapki yeh-ich baat ne na mere dil ko touch kiya hai ... ki aapne mereko touch nahi kiya karke

The need for two lovers to be together is much more than two f**kers

Love woh bahana hai joh lust apna matlab poora karne ke liye use karti hai

Mujhe sirf teen cheezein pasand hai ... winning, cocaine aur love games

Roses are red, violets are blue ... sex can be dangerous, but love can be to

Shor mat karo ... varna khada kar doongi

Har beti ka baap yeh sochta hai ki uska damaad heera niklega ... lekin tu toh woh Kohinoor hai jisne pata nahi kin kinke saath kitni baar Kohinoor istamaal kiya hoga

Ab kisi ka bhi nahi hoga baal baanka ... bachenge kaki aur kaka ... sabki maa ka Saki Naka

Bachpan se leke aaj tak hum dono ne joh kuch bhi kiya, saath mein kiya ... jeeye bhi toh saath, peeye bhi toh saath ... jhula jhulaya bhi toh saath ... pauda hilaya bhi toh saath

Mere bare mein itna mat soocho ... main din mein aata hoon, raat mein nahi ... till then do whatever you want to man

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

Hum dono ke paas upar waale ka diya hua neeche waala talent hai ... usse waste nahi karna chahiye

Aata majhi latakli!

Kabhi devil aapke neeche ... kabhi aap devil ke neeche ... too much fun

Main deti hoon gareeb bachon ko education ... vidhwa maaon ko inspiration ... aur kunware mardon ko masturbation

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega

Aurat ke liye mard woh hota hai joh jaanta hai ki woh mard hai ... woh nahi jisse apni chaddi ke andar ki cheez par vishvas kam ho ... aur usse cheek cheekar duniya ko batana pade ... ki main mard hoon, main mard hoon, main mard hoon

Baa baa black sheep have you any balls ... yes sir, yes sir three footballs ... one for the coach, one for the chela and one for the kela

Abhe Pandu with a "G"

Ek baar joh maine commitment de di ... toh yeh meri bhi nahi sunta

Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi

Uski ghadi mein har waqt sadhe chhe hi bajhe rehte hai

Uske kuch kuch mein ... kuch nahi hota hai

Tu insaan nahi, junglee sand hai ... junglee sand nahi, gahde ki g*nd hai

Jab woh choti thi toh gaud mein behatkar lollypop khati thi ... ab jab gaud mein behatti hai toh meri lolly, pop ho jaati hai

Joh aap kahoge woh karungi ... jahan aap bologe wahan karungi ... jaise aap kahoge waise karungi

Hum is baar shehar ki mem ke saath A-B-C-D nahi ... gaanv ki gori ke saath Ka-Kha-Ga ... Fa karenge