dialogues for Tag: money

Kabhi kabhi paisa joh hai woh insaan se zyada kaam aata hai

Paisa jab bolta hai toh koi kuch nahi bol paata

Laxmi samne se darshan dene ko tayaar hai ... aur aap joh hai line mein khade rehna chahte hai

Mere jeb se jab hazar rupai ka note neeche girta hai ... toh main usse uthata nahi hoon ... jaante ho kyun? ... kyun ki us note ko zameen se uthakar mere jeb mein rakhne mein jitna time jaata hai ... utne mein main lakhon ke deals kar leta hoon ... time is precious

Bhagwan ka diya hua sab kuch hai ... daulat hai, shauhrat hai, izzat hai

Twenty20 mein runs aur zindagi mein paisa ... aana zaroori hai ... kaise aa raha hai no one bothers

Aaisa kabhi nahi hoga ki tum do lakh kama rahe ho ... aur woh maa baap ke pressure mein pachaas hazar waale se shaadi karle

Haram ka paisa jab aata hai na ... toh insaan harami ban jata hai

Rokda rokde ko kheenchta hai ... rokda jab rokde se milta hai toh aur rokda pehda karta hai

Har cheez ki keemat hoti hai ... pata sirf yeh karna hota hai ki kise aur kaise khareedna hai

Yahan sabka ek hi takia-kalaam hai ... hazaar ke note pe Bapu ko salaam hai

I don't f*ck for money!

Ek vaishya bhi sex ke paise nahi leti ... sex ke baad bistar chhodke jaane ke paise leti hai

Aate se hoga keval ghaata ... agar khaoge band gobi toh dukaan band hogi ... agar khaoge butter toh down hoga shutter ... pyaaz se badega byaaj aur sauce se hoga sirf loss ... issi liye khao keval daal aur kamao dher sara maal

Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai

Seedhi tarah paisa de ... varna chaabi waala taala nahi seal waala taala lagaonga

Aa rahi hai woh haseen mohtarma jiske samne na chalta hai filmy duniya ka fashion ... aur naa hi chalta hai aap jaise deewano ka paisan

Rajneeti note chaapne ki machine hai

Duniya mein zubaane toh bahut hai ... magar aaj kal har zubaan mein sirf paisa bolta hai

Lakshmi darwaaze par hoti hai aur badnaseeb insaan mooh dhone gaya hota hai ... lekin yahan toh saala yeh hugne gaya tha

Yahan sadak par bheek mil jaati hai, chokri mil jaati hai ... naukri waukri nahi milti

Bas paisa apna jaani ... baki sab cheeni kam pani

Shaadi ke baad aadmi aadmi nahi rehta hai ... ATM machine ban jaata hai ... farmaish dalo paisa nikalo

Marathaon ke paas dushman jitni daulat ho na ho ... yudh mein bahane ke liye khoon kayi zyada hai

Gandhiki jab tak deewar par the humne haar pehnaye ... note par aa gaye, humne jeb mein daal liye

Sari zindagi guzaar di tune paisa jama karne mein ... magar tu yeh bhool gayi ki na kafan mein jeb hai aur na kabar mein almari ... aur kambakht maut ke farishtey rishvat bhi nahi lete

Money woh aathva sense hai jiske dum par baki ke senses enjoy kar sakte hai

Jeb mein Laxmikant ho toh life Pyarelal ban hi jaati hai

Bachana woh seekhta hai joh zyada kamana nahi jaanta

Dosti pani hai aur paisa tel ... dono ko kabhi mix nahi karte

Main paidahishi 420 hoon, jamoora nahi ... kartab dikhake haath nahi failata ... jaal failata hoon aur phir us jaal pe maal

Life is paise ki tarah hai ... bas ek baar kharch kar paoge