dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Chalo hum toh bhool jaye ... par yeh gussa hai ki maanta nahi

Kya karen badi buri aadat hai hamari ... nark ke darwaaze ke samne khade hokar paap karte hai

Hamari goli jaan nahi leti boss ... doosro ke andhar janwar jaga deti hai

Common chora nahi hai yeh ... kyun ki baat common sense ki kare hai

Abhe shuttlecock ke chitre

Saturday yaane ki no thokna thukana ... only gaana bajhana

Apne ko kya hai ... apne ko sirf pani nikalna hai

Beech mein nah bol!

Aachar ki botal mein kabhi murabba nahi rakhna chahiye

Tumhara pishaab, pishaab nahi tsunami hai ... full beh jayega

Gale mein mangalsutra aankhon mein kamasutra

Tere phone ke cell na zyada hi charge ho rakhe hai

Chal jaldi se jhappi maar jawani waali

Pyazz ki kheti kar rakhi hai mooh mein

Once a chor, always a chor

Driver toh totta hai ... ek dent nahi hai poori body mein

Mechanic doctor hota hai ... gaddion da doctor

Mari hui murgi ka bhav aaj kal zyada hai

Jab do haathon se taali baj rahi ho, toh beech mein mooh nahi gusedhte bachche ... ungliyan chap sakti hai gaalon pe

Aaj tak maine ek hi insaan se pyar kara hai ... khud se ... par ab tum se bhi karoonga aur palang todh pyar karoonga

Tum abhi bachchi ho ... badi ho jao jaldi ... zindagi bitani hai tumhare saath

Lagda hai teri ragon mein khoon nahi ... rabri daud di hai rabri

Mere seene mein dil nahi dost ... jigar hai jigar ... aur woh kabhi tootta nahi

Agar yeh paise fridge mein rakhte hai ... toh dahi kya bank mein jamate hai

Honeymoon is a three letter word ... S-E-X

Teri zulfon se chanti aati bulb ki roshni ko dekh aaisa laga ... jaise kisi jharoke se chaand jhaank raha ho

Tum kya leke aaye the, kya leke jaoge ... nange chale aaye the, nange hi chale jaoge

Aakhe body pe nahi lagaya angaar, toh apun bangaar

Tu dil pe jhadu aur aankhon pe poocha maarke soja

Itna bhari software download karoge ... toh in sab ki hard disk crash ho jayegi

Teri naak nikaal ke peeche daal doonga ... saale soong soong ke wahi mar jayega

Aye biscuit, aur ek baar chapri bola na saale ... chai mein dubo dungi, idhar-hich dhila hoke tapak jayega