dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Is baar stage pe na laye angaar ... toh sochna hum sab bangaar

Star toh wohi ban sakta hai ... jiski aawaz sunkar, jiske geet sunkar ... dil kahe seeti maar

Main us tarah ki ladkiyon se is tarah ki baatein nahi karta

Yeh aadat ab nahi jaane waali hai ... yeh toh woh biwi hai joh saath rehkar satayegi aur talaq bhi nahi degi

Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hoon

Aapke pichwade pe aaisi laat maroonga na ... super duper bumper banake rakh doonga

Look change karne se insaan change nahi hota

Joh kholna hai khol dena ... dil mat kholna

Aye kaam legal hai ... aaj se hi nahin, Mahabharat ke time se

Vadiya vadiya kha te vadiya vadiya pehen ... load na le ... asar padega sperm pe

Main bhi toh ... kid hi hoon

Tussi bong ho?

Shakal dekh kar bande ka sperm pehchaan jaata hoon

Sperm se thoda upar aakar dekho ... heart naam ki cheez hoti hai

Dil mila hai ishq karne ke liye, bas itna samajh li jiye ... ek se karna hai yah gyarah se, woh khud hi teh kar li jiye

Uske banaye har haseen chehre se ishq karna hai ... aakhir marne ke baad kal usko mooh bhi toh dikhana hai

Woh aag hi kya joh lag ke badhe nahi, woh nasha hi kya joh sarr pe chadhe nahi ... nahi banta tab tak koi sachcha aashiq, jab tak ishq mein usko do chaar padhe nahi

Sardarni ladki ko joh teen quality chahiye na ... woh teeno mujhe mein hai ... jatt, jameen te jeepsy

Jaise apna Bathinda, waise apna Canada

Log toh soo ke sapne dekhte hai, par main toh jaag ke sapne dekhta hoon ... aur sapne toh wahi sach hote hai joh jaag ke dekhe jaate hai

Soote hue ko jagana toh aasaan hai ... lekin jaagte hue ko jagana toh namumkin hai

Chori joh hai na woh peeche se ki jaave hai ... aur haath ki safai joh hai woh samne se

Customer chokri mangta hai ... aunty nahi

Dukaan khuli nahi toh saala curfew lag gaya

Nark mein hoon ... par swarg ka raasta jaanti hoon

Sab kitaab padh rahe hai ... lekin main ek hi cheez padhna chahta hoon ... aapke charan ... help me Mata

Aadmi ya toh chamcha hota hai ... ya kaanta

Teri jodi Rab ne nahi ... ameero ke club ne banayi hai

Abhe tu aadmi hai yah Google?

Think of kamina aur kamina haazir

Yeh dil hai na ... tractor ki engine ki tarah dhadakhta hai

Ek tu Sardar, ek main Sardar ... baki sab bekaar