dialogues for Tag: Adult

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Tum saala viagra khane waalon ka yehi problem hai ... shak bahut karte ho

Tulsidas ji ne kaha hai ... ke matra pita se ooncha guru ka stann hota hai

(Palatne nahi wala hai) ... Palatne ka wait toh 90's mein karte the log ... I was just checking out his a**

Arre yeh saale Majnu bhai patthar khane waale kaam karte hai ... khud ko toh Laila milti nahi ... aur jisko mil-rehli hai us mein bhi fingerbaazi

Logon ki maa-behan hoti hai ... aapki baap-behen ho gayi hai

Auraton ki na izzat kiya kar ... varna goliyan phod doonga aur bandook todh doonga

Bata diye hai toh unki mardangi ko chhot lag jayegi ... aaise jahil hai mardangi ko sperm count se naapte hai

Sex ... kaunsa sex? ... pichle baar 2013 mein Bhai Dooj ke time mein hua tha yeh

Jhand fakeer, soovar ki aulaad, marjha saale kamine ... thank you!

Inka sabse bada ch*tiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?

Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo

Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke ch*tiyapa milega

Aadmi ka dimaag jeevan ka gyan sookne ke liye bana hai ... lekin kuch ch*tiye isse auraton ka ch*tiyapa sookne ke liye istemaal karte hai

Joh bhabhiyon se kare pyar ... woh shaadi se kare hamesha inkaar

Dil pe jiska til hota hai na ... woh bahut open minded hote hai

Mere type ke logon ko vaasu kehte hai

Smell the needs of a woman ... vaas lene ka

Chota Chetan dekhne aaya tha ya Chota Chetan bada karne aaya tha

Love aur sex ke beech mein na confuse nahi karna chahiye ... it's a physical need

I don't f*ck for money!

Jaan jaaye lekin sambhog hone na paaye

Ek vaishya bhi sex ke paise nahi leti ... sex ke baad bistar chhodke jaane ke paise leti hai

Pichwaade mein dum nahi aur hum kisi se kam nahi

Woh apne washing powder ki tarah ... apni chikni chupdi baaton se bholi bhali ladkiyon ko pehle bhigota hai ... phir unhe nichhodta hai ... aur phir unhe sookhe kapde ki tarah taar par taangkar chala jaata hai

Uske liye ghun nahi gun ki zaroorat hoti hai ... aur Guddu ki gun khara sona hai

Karte hai washing powder ka vyapar aur bhabhiyon se pyar

Kyun ki aapne itni ladkiyon ke saath hai khela ... upar waale ne golden kar diya hai aapka kela

Glamour industry mein success ka short cut ... short skirt

Pahad ki choti se girke bach sakte hai aap ... lekin ghagre ki chapet mein aake bachna mushkil hai

Aapki aankhon mein dekha toh irradon mein badmashiyan aa gayi

A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple