dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Husband aur suraj dono bewafaa hote hai ... aata hai Kiran ke saath, rehta hai Roshni ke saath aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath

Hum Kabir ka iphone, uska ipod, uski item ... sab cheen lenge ... i-shapath

Yeh Sardar hai aur asardar bhi hai

Aye lower stall ke phatele ticket

Aye multistar cast ke side hero

Comedy picture ke thakele joker log

Aye hit film ke flop hero log

Aye ujhdi hui riyasat ke rajkumar

Roz nau baje Bachchan sahab TV pe aakar chilate the ... ki Kaun Banega Crorepati, Kaun Banega Crorepati ... tab main samjha ki crorepati banane ke liye ... sabe pehle "Con" banana zaroori hai

(Kahan tak padhe ho tum?) ... Dus bajhe tak ... nau bajhe school shuru hua ... jab ek ghanta ho gaya toh principal sahab samajh gaye ... ki ghanta main kuch padh sakta hoon

Mujhe apne aap ko zinda rakhna suit karta hai

Kisne kaha ki chamatkar nahin hote ... zara mujhe kareeb se dekho

Commonwealth games ke baad Hindustan mein zimmedari nahi uthana common baat ho gayi hai

Hindustan mein sirf teen hi cheezein chalti hai ... films, cricket aur shaadiyan

Inki shaadi ki chewing gum mein se dhere dhere taste chala gaya hai ... ab naahi usse ughal sakte hai aur naahi nighal sakte hai

Dono ne ek achcha sa mahurat nikaal ke ... shubh talaak lene ka tay kiya

Joh bhi kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... tu paas ho ya door, par touch mein rahoonga ... email bhi karoonga, fax bhi karoonga ... tujhe SMS bhejke relax main karoonga

See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling

Case mein dum hai ... lekin witnesses kam hai

Ek ulte haath ki padegi na ... tere plastic surgeon ko bhi surgery ki zaroorat padegi

Tendulkar bina India adhoora, Jai ko Veeru karta hai poora ... Rocko bulaye aur Hunter na aaye, aaise dialogue pe Rajinikanth bhi taali bajaye

Sexy hona full time kaam hai

Sir loondry

Pehle information ... phir action

Yaar tu bahut technical hai ... kabhi toh emotional hua kar

Cycle ka teen kilo weight kam ho gaya hai ... lekin tera ek gram bhi kam nahi hua

Upar waale ne bhi kya item banayela hai ... truck ki body pe cycle ki ghanti lagayela hai

Laat kha, lafaa kha, daant kha, joh khana hai kha ... par signature la

Jack and Jill gaye sumdi mein hill, laane ko pail of water ... Jack tapakgela, Jill atakgeli, life mein locha thereafter

Bole toh ... khaneka, khujhaneka, batti bhujhaneka, soo janeka ... kya!

Bole toh Bapu India ka woh bhai tha jisne angrezon ki vaat laga di thi ... aur India se tadipaar kar diya tha

Inhi ki chalti hai aur kya chalti hai ... kyun ki jab yeh chalti hai toh log kehte hai ... wah kya chalti hai