dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Mereko duniya ki nazar mein mat gira ... mubarak ho shaadi ki saalgirah

Yeh shaadi joh hai na woh public toilet hai ... jitne log bahar khade hai na, unko andar jaane ki jaldi hai ... joh log andar hai, unko bahar aane ki jaldi hai

Ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahi chalti ... bahar uski aankh chalti hai ... samajh lijiye jab wife bhadki toh apne aap khul jaati hai nazar ki khidki

Jahan lad-ka aur lad-ki ho ... wahan lad-na toh hoga hi na

Tezaab nikalta hai is ghar ke nalko se

Jab kismat mein likhe ho hathode ... toh kahan se milenge pakore?

Kutte ki dumm aur mard ki akal ... kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti

Zindagi aaise ho gayi hai jaise bell-bottom aur khudkhushi jeans ki pant

Aaj ka kaam kal par chhodonga ... toh aaj bura maan jayega

Jaise tu hua tha ... upar waale ki dua se, thodi mehnat se ... aur bahut sari lagan se

Mushkil toh yeh hai ki main abhi theek tarah se bhigda bhi nahi ... aur tumne sudhaarna shuru kar diya

Ho sakta hai aap logon ko main thoda sa alag lagon ... iska yeh matlab nahi ki main pagal hoon ... main bahut intelligent hoon ... very smart

Tum dono haddiyon mein main kabab nahi banna chahti

Abbe kya rakha hai in baaton mein ... khurpa lele haathon mein

Yeh body hai na ek temple hai ... isse hamesha saaf rakhna chahiye

Agar sunne waala achcha ho ... toh mooh se achchi baatein apne aap nikalti hai

Desh ko seva nahi ... prime time entertainment chahiye

Bade bade sheharon ki choti choti buses mein aaisa hota rehta hai

Zindagi jhaant hai ... phir bhi thaant hai

Tera bachcha jug jug jiye ... bada hoke tera khoon piye

Gussa aadmi se bahut kuch karwata hai ... aur yeh joh love hai na love ... yeh sirf marwata hai

Joh dimag se khiskela rehta hai na ... woh heech life mein upar jaata hai

Log apna paap dhone ke liye Haridwar jaate hai ... main toh khud Ganga ko tere pass leke aa raha hoon

Maut aankhon ke samne hoti hai na ... toh achchon achchon ki Gateway of India ho jaati hai

Teri dono life line khatam ho chuki hai ... ab teesri galati ki toh episode khatam

Shock laga tha ... mixer mein do baar, toaster mein teen baar ... aur jab angoothi pehnahi thi tab sau baar

Do farsan, do misthan, papad, pulav, kadhi, kachumbar, poori, paratha, aachar ... puri unlimited thali ho tum

X square ho ya X cube ... ratta toh marna hi padega

Aadmi ki shakal achchi na ho na ... toh bhagwan kehta hai baatein achchi karni chahiye

Duniya mein sabsi gehri dushmani miya biwi ki hoti hai

Sutli bomb hai yeh ... desi tamancha

Tumhara ishq, ishq ... aur humara ishq, sex