dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Is poori duniya mein na do tarah ki auratein hoti hai ... ek jinke bina raha nahi jaata ... aur doosri yeh jinke saath raha nahi jaata

Let's party and get tight ... because it's love at first sight

Jab ladka aande zyada khane lage ... toh iska matlab usse us murgi se pyar ho gaya hai, joh aande deti hai ... ya us ladki se joh aande leti hai

Aap dono bina bole bhi kitni baatein karte ho

I am speaking in English fully ... sahi galat ko maaro goli ... I am wearing a suit tanatan ... underwear is phir bhi Indian ... I am villain of old tradition ... this my dear fellow iz my tashan

First impression izz last impression

Apni poori zindagi hi filmy hai

Star banne ki recipe bahut hi simple hai ... ek cup Amitabh ka talent li jiye, usse barson dheemi aanch par rakhiye ... uske baad us mein aada cup Shahrukh ka charm mila di jiye ... usse ubaaliye ... uske baad us mein do chamach Aamir ki intensity, ek chamach Hrithik ka dance ... is sabko achchi tarah mix kar di jiye ... uske baad us mein Salman ke looks ka takda laga di jiye ... bas aapka superstar tayaar hai

Delhi shehar mein mard abhi bhi abla hai ... uska kabhi bhi bajh sakta tabla hai

Ghar mein Baywatch aur disco mein gaywatch

Maar maarke bura haal karenge ... aur dhoti phaadke rumaal karenge

Minister ki nishani aur kaam gairkanooni ... phir bhi dil hai Hindustani?

Bas yahi apradh main har baar karta hoon ... aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon

Maut bhi unse itna hi darti hai ... jitna film industry piracy se

Shaant, lady Bheem, shaant

Face hai bhola ... andar se bomb ka gola ... dil mein dhamaka kar gayi yaar

Hindustan mein logon ko development nahi ... entertainment chahiye

You're a poet and we didn't even know it

Baat toh tumhe bhi saaf nazar aani chahiye ... lekin uske liye tumhe apne yeh rockstar shades utaarne padenge

Pati ghoda hota hai, us par lagaam lagana chahiye ... varna woh haath se nikal jaata hai

Tension nahi lena chahiye ... apne husbands ko tension dena chahiye

Ek baar joh biwi ke saamne jhuka ... samjho jhukta hi chala gaya

Jiske khud ke pyjama mein naada nahi hota ... woh doosre ke pyjama mein naada nahi daalta

Aadmiyon ko jagah jagah ki thaali mein khaane ki aadat hoti hai

Har patni bidaai ke waqt rone ka dhong karti hai ... phir poori zindagi pati ko rulati hain

Aaj ke baad mein fruit nahin khaoonga ... sirf dry fruit khaoonga

Main anaar kha raha hoon toh aap mujhe anaari toh nahin samajh rahe?

Bike ho ya ghar ... handle hamesha apne haath mein ... varna bhabhi kabhi izzat nahi karegi

Hello dear, never fear ... Raj is here

Punjab power, lighting up your life ... Surinder Sahni this side ji

Sorry ji, galat ungli ho gayi

Duniya ko baanta ... humko tata