dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Itna susu laate kahan se ho tum?

Rab milaye jodi ... ek andha, ek kodi

Abhe tu chal ... bavasir ka phoda!

Tera gaana sunke toh behra bhi tujhe apne ghar se nikaal dega

Pehle ek Hindustani ko samajh lo ... Hindi apne aap aa jayegi

Ek hi baat bolte bolte thakoonga ... toh har ladki ko I love you, I love you kaise bolonga

Galat baat ko kis tarah lena chahiye ... yeh hamare khandan ke bachchon ko doodh mein pilaya jaata hai

Meri toh juein bhi nahi nachi aaj tak

Style bhi toh koi cheez hoti hai

Shakal dekhi hai aaine mein ... amavas ke chand par Maggi noodles latkaye hue hai ... chudail kahinki

Kalakar banne ki chah ko bahar agar hai lana ... toh sheeshey ko thodi takleef dijiye aur dil ko ek bahana

Kele aur tragedy kabhi single mein nahi aate

Sati Savitri ke door ke rishtey ki cousin

Badhe sheharo ki hawa aur chote sheharo ka pani ... bada khatarnak hota hai

Do cheezein mujhe pasand nahi hai ... garmi ka mahina aur AC mein pasina

Phukhat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke samosa khake ... angrezon ke baare mein socho bole toh tum logan kya karre re ... kya samjhe re tum logan mereku ... maa-ki-kirkiri!

Tum logan mera naam chindi chor kaama karke ... baigan mein mila diye meri izzat

Tum logan cheap category ke, local basti ke, C grade logan hai

Aaise hi kaaman kare toh apan popular hote

Chindi choron ka adda ho gaya gaali yeh ... pinde ke meri!

Itte Itte toh cupan the yaaron!

Tum log yeh NRI ladkon ke chakkar mein mat padho ... woh log ladkiyon ko bahut ghoor ghoor ke dekhte hai

Tum logan phukat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke butte khake ... mereko bambu ghused rahe

Arre tu mechanic hai paijama hai? ... arey woh laal waali Mercedes bhej nakko re baawa pehle woh safed waali bhija de ... mereko kaama hai, bahut kaama hai re bhai ... ek toh bhi gaadi bhija de mereku

Isko toh electrician hona chahiye tha ... har baat pe fuse udhta hai saale ka

Baniye ke bill ki tarah tumhari harkatein bhi bhadti ja rahi hai

Mumbai nagariya, maya ki nagariya ... idhar har type ka aadmi milta hai ... aur har aadmi ka alag alag type se vaat lagta hai

Saala khud marna hai toh marr na ... doosre ki kaiko vaat lagata hai

Har koi subah nikalta hai soochke ki aaj kuch achcha hoga ... raat tak bas booch achcha beheta hai

Shivaji ke paas ek horse ka power tha, aur unka ghoda hawa ke saath baat karta tha ... tere paas athrah horse ka power hai, gear mein dhal aur bol ... Jai Maharashtra!

Tu apne crore pe, main apne road pe ... maaze karenge

Usne kaha ki karna mujhe phone ... humne kaha hum aapke hai kaun?