dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Shakal se shaadi-shuda aur harkaton se divorcee lagte ho

Chamche ho, dhundle mein bhi saaf nazar aa rahe ho ... ab yeh clear karo ke teaspoon ho ya tablespoon

Ab sabke liye good news hai ... aur good news yeh hai ki, bad news samapth ho chuki hai

Vyavastha mein kami kaam ke class ko gira deti hai ... aur hum class aur mass, dono ke liye kaam karte hai

Do niyam yaad rakhna is shehar ke baare mein ... property ki kimat per square foot duniya mein sabse zyada hai ... aur number of idiots per square foot woh bhi duniya mein sabse zyada hai

Hum baal hai ... sabse bada bawaal hai ... khopdi ki khaal hai ... bheje ki dhaal hai ... agar mil gaye toh kamaal hai ... aur nahi mile toh zindagi bhar ka malaal hai

Kutta agar kaat le toh 14 sui lagta hai ... lekin agar khudhai ka kutta kaat le toh 28

Roothi huyi girlfriend lautke aa sakti hai ... gayi huyi sarkar vapas aa sakti hai ... lekin gaye huye baal vapas nahi aate guru

Maa behen ki izzat ki jaati hai ... na ke unke izzat ki maa behen

Meri zindagi mein ladki ka aana utna hi mushkil hai jitna purani filmon mein court mein sahi salamat gawah ka pahunchna

Oye yeh Punjab hai ... yahan raat ko fight karte hai aur din mein invite karte hai

Jitna dimaag tere paas hai na ... utna mera kharab rehta hai

Paisa itna ki ginte rahiye, ginte rahiye, ginte rahiye ... aur kanjoos itne ki maante rahiye, maante rahiye, maante rahiye

Ladkiyon ke peeche zyada nahi bhaagna chahiye ... lautna mushkil ho jaata hai

Jitna bhi padh lo graduation, post-graduation ... par jab tak bhen*hod mangalsutra gale mein nahi lagta na ... tab tak life complete nahi hoti

Mat samajhna ki main chai nahi pani kam hoon ... main phataka nahi bomb hoon

Zindagi ek jung agar patni sang hai ... Sita se pyar kiya toh Ram ban gaye ... Radha se pyar kiya toh Shyam ban gaye ... aur joh kataiy zabardasti ka pyar kiya toh bhootni ke Asaram ban gaye

Mat samajhna ki haath dikhage rok lega BST hoon ... main tera khoon choos loonga EST hoon

Akeli ladki na doodh ke patele ki tarah hoti hai ... mauka dekhkar koi na koi billa mooh maarne ki koshish zaroor karega

First time dekha tujhe love ho gaya ... second time mein sab ho gaya

(Pyar se dekho) ... Arre hamari g**nd phatti huyi hai, kahan se layenge pyar

Bhai pyar mein log andhe ho jaate hai ... ch*tiye nahi ho jaate

Do saal mein, chaubees mahino mein, 104 hafton mein, 102 hafte rulaya hai isne ... ek hafta per saal ki khushi ka average kaunsi relationship mein hota hai

Mera na life ka usool hai ... ch*tiye insaan ko kabhi mat batao ki woh ch*tiye hai

Is duniya ke har chu*iye ko lagta hai ki uski wali alag hai ... aur tere mooh se yeh alag hai sunke mujhe yakeen ho gaya hai ki "L" lagne wale hai

Hello bhai from another aai

Temper nahi ... otherwise my temper will hamper you

Joh deto traas, tyancha mi gheto class

Dard hai ghutne mein toh takleef hai uthne mein

I not study IIT ... but IIT study me

Ladki apne aap mein hi ek paushtik aahar hoti hai ... jise dekhne ke baad kisi tonic ya chyawanprash ki zaroorat nahi padti

Jab kisi bewakoof ko poorna aanshik roop se kisi laundiya ke prem mein duboya jaata hai ... toh ladki ki maangein ladkon ke jeb ke bhaar se dugni ho jaati hai