dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Aaj kal ki ladkiyaan coffee peene aati hai ... kaafi dikhane aati hai

Aam aadmi ka naam sirf do hi baar aa sakta hai ... ek toh baap ke paise se shaadi ke card pe ... aur doosri baar mufat mein marne ke baad shok samachar mein

Shaadi karne mein aur na karne mein ek cheez toh common hai ... pachtava

Pitaji ka naam, mataji ki shaan ... aur dono ke ishq mein phas gaya yeh gareeb insaan

Aap gayab hoti hai milne ke liye ... aur milti hai gayab hone ke liye

Mera ek hi toh record hai ... ki kahin pe bhi mera koi record nahi

No if no but ... sirf jatt!

Mangetar ek aaisi suvidha hai jisse woh har sukh milta hai joh hum mein biwi se milta hai ... lekin biwi se joh dukh milta hai woh hum mein mangetar se zara sa bhi nahi milta

Upar waala bhi kya taqdeer ka paiya ghumata hai ... ki raja ko bikhari aur bikhari ke sar pe taj pehna deta hai

Joh ladki hum mein chahiye usse hum nahi chahiye ... aur jisse hum chahiye woh kisko chahiye

Ghis jaonga, pitt jaonga ... ek baar haan kehdo, tumhare pyar mein mitt jaonga

Hum tumhara old lover, sacha premi ... baki sab kacha premi

Lovers ke beech mein ho gayi judaai ... kya phir aage mil payenge, tumhi dekho bhai

Aao doston tumhe sunao ek aaisi kahani ... joh karde anhoni ko honi ... jis mein raja ko milti hai rani ... aur budhe ko apni jawani

Ek lawyer se kabhi madad nahi mangni chahiye ... bad manners

The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year

Kuch cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaye toh darr laga rehta hai ... khaas kar sex and money ... aur kuch logon ke paas dono hi cheezein zaroorat se zyada ho jaati hai

Husn apne aage peeche poori duniya ko nachata hai

Uparwaale ke do creations hai na, mindblowing hai ... sexy girls and very sexy girls

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?

India mein artist ki kadar nahi hai ... aur India ke baahar, Indian artists ki

Ladkiyan do kisam ki hoti hai ... high voltage, low voltage

Pyar andha hota hai ... aur pyar mein padhne waale, usse badhe andhe hote hai

Jab tak ishq na karo, sab khush rakhti hai ... the problem starts once you fall in love

Chapraasi ke kaan upar ke bayaasi, neeche ke teraasi

You can kiraaye pe lease it

Upar waale sachche badshah di courier service lagi hai ... jab jisko kuch chahiye hota hai na ... bhej deta hai

Madam ... I am your only Adam

Trailer aksar achcha hota hai ... film bakwas nikalti hai

Aaise kaamo mein dimaag kisi aur ka lagta hai, haath kisi aur ka ... aur vaat tere jaiso ka

Main ladies log ke saath shopping nahi karta hai, pata hai kyun? ... bhav tol bahut karte hai

Duniya mein sabse zyada respect karta hoon main apni ... aarti utaarta hoon roz khud ki