dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Ram Ram ... yeh patni hai ki panauti hai

Kauva kitna bhi washing machine mein naha le ... bagula nahi banta

Shaadi aur yudh mein sirf ek hi farak hota hai ... shaadi mein aap apne dushman ke saath raat ko soo sakte hain

Hum koi mandir ka ghanta hai ki koi bhi aake baja jaata hai

Rahiman dhaga prem ka mat todo chhatkai ... aaisi sharan chhodkar pagle tu kahan jaye

To pee under the open sky ... if there is bliss, it is this ... none but this

Baat ka devta nahi hai yeh ... laat ka bhoot hai yeh

Bhaari mistik ho gaya Sir ... ekdum blunder ho gaya

Tum ek number ke chor, luchche, lafangey, bhagode ho ... desh ke jawano ke naam pe kalank ho ... zeherilay saanp ka dank ho

Haraam ka maal kamane ke baad aadmi sirf do hi jagah pe milta hai ... daru ke canistar mein yah rundi ke bistar mein

Main toh sirf tumhari tasveer hi kheench raha tha ... tum toh meri film utaar rahi ho

Cheese bolne se angrezi smile aati hai ... paneer bolne se Indian muskurahat aati hai

Tu gaadi plane ki speed se chalata hai aur pyar bhail-gaadi ki speed se karta hai

Apni biwi ko hamesha is dokhe mein rakho ki har baar wohi jeetti hai ... sukhi rahoge

Usse haath milane ke baad ... haath ka ungliyan check karna zaroori hota hai

Hota toh sabke paas hai ... magar dimaag wahi joh waqt pe kaam aajaye

Choti choti jagahon par choti choti baatein ... kaafi important hoti hai

Khaas samay par khaas kaam ke liye khaas insaan ko dhoond lena meri khaasiyat hai

Aaj kal toh maa baap sirf shaadi ki date aur hall ki booking karne ke liye reh gaye hai

Zindagi mein kabhi kabhi pagalpan bahut zaroori hota hai

Is age mein tumhare hormones bubblegum ki tarah phootte rehte hai ... jaise iske pimples phootte rehte hai

Apna toh life ka funda hi ek hai ... east or west, sex is the best

Hamare Hindustani culture mein ek aur baat kehte hai ... ki pehle pyar se samajhao, phir sharafat se samajhao, phir baat se samajhao ... aur jab samajh mein nahi aaya na toh thapad se aur phir laat se

Apni kalayi mein achchi ghadi bandhane ka yeh matlab nahi hota ki tumhara achcha waqt aa gaya hai

Mera sirf ek screw dheela hai ... baki sab tight hai

Arre ubalte hue chawal ke thande jhaag waale paani ... budhape mein uddiyan maarre kya?

Din mein har pati na na kehta hai ... aur raat mein haan haan kehta hai

Main iski daulat nikalna chahta hoon ... noton ki deewar banana chahta hoon ... us mein noton ki chhat, noton ki farsh, noton ke furniture, noton ka choola, noton ke bartan ... note pakayenge, note khayenge aur phir us mein hum note ki tarah chipak jayenge

Andhi kandil ke toottele minar ... teri aakhiyon ki battiyon mein tel khalas hue kya

Tum jaisi biwiyan old case ho jaati na ... toh itna bhadakne lagti ... showcase mein rakhne layak nahi rehti

Inki gardan kaatku, kundi banaku, phool naku sajai ... toh mai bhi Hyderabad ki nahi

Tere baba ne kya diya mereku ... ek lota, ek thali, ek lungi woh bhi phateli, ek potti woh bhi hateli ... arre tu hamesha samajhti mujh ko kamina, hat ja kidhar hai meri Meena