Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Pehle unki sirf dosti thi ... lekin ab dostana ho gaya hai

I love the family that works together, eats together and sleeps together

Sanskar sirf kapde pehenne ya kapde utaarne se nahi bante ... aur yehi ek nanga sach hai

Hum dono ke paas upar waale ka diya hua neeche waala talent hai ... usse waste nahi karna chahiye

Aata majhi latakli!

Kabhi devil aapke neeche ... kabhi aap devil ke neeche ... too much fun

Main deti hoon gareeb bachon ko education ... vidhwa maaon ko inspiration ... aur kunware mardon ko masturbation

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega

Main apni maa jaisa banna chahta hoon

Aurat ke liye mard woh hota hai joh jaanta hai ki woh mard hai ... woh nahi jisse apni chaddi ke andar ki cheez par vishvas kam ho ... aur usse cheek cheekar duniya ko batana pade ... ki main mard hoon, main mard hoon, main mard hoon

Tere spaghetti jaise ghane lambe baal ... olives jaisi kaali kaali, actually not so kaali kaali aankhen ... baby corn jaisi nukeeli naak ... cherry tomatoes jaise laal laal gaal ... sliced bell pepper se bane honth ... jalapeno si teekhi zubaan ... chalti phirti pasta dish ho

Sugarfree biscuit jis mein sugar kam hai ... sugar waale biscuit se double mehenga ... slim milk jis mein doodh kam hai ... woh doodh waale milk se zyada mehenga hai ... kam khana zyada khane se expensive ho gaya hai

Mera maqsad mehnat se bachna nahi ... meri mehnat faltu maqsad se bachke rehna hai

Robo hai tu robo, corporate robo ... tere hardware mein koi soft feelings hi nahi hai

Marne se pehle main chahta hoon ke mere pariwar ke saath ek family photo ho ... jiske neeche title hoga "Kapoor and Sons", since 1921

Teri muskaan se meri saansein chalti hai ... meri saans agar ruk bhi jaye toh is muskaan ko bachake rakhna

Sar jhukakar, jee malik bolkar khada ho jaata hai ... aisa kabali samjha hai kya ... kabali hai yeh!

Sapne mein chahe jitni bhi taqleefein ho ... aankh khulte hi sari taqleefein mitt jaati hai

Aisi koi paheli nahi joh maine suljhai nahi ... joh na suljhe aisi fariyaad aayi nahi

Pyar ko wahan nahi dhoondte jahan woh hota nahi hai ... aur jahan woh hota hai wahan chupaya bhi nahi ja sakta

Pyar shaadi nahi hoti aur shaadi pyar nahi hota ... pyar mein insaan andha, behra, goonga aur bewakoof banke reh jaata hai ... aur shaadi mein kaan, aankh, dimaag sab kuch khul jaata hai

Pani ka jahaaz sabse zyada safe samundar ke kinare hota hai ... lekin jahaaz kinare khade rehne ke liye nahi ... lehron se joojne ke liye banta hai

Brandy sharaab nahi hoti ... brandy toh jeene ka style hoti hai

Insaan kayi baar shaadi kar sakta hai lekin sacha pyar sirf ek baar hota hai ... aur bade lucky hote hai woh log jinhe junooniyat ka pyar milta hai

You don't lose when you lose in love ... you lose when you run away from the fear of losing

Pyar ka matlab hai juaa ... jeet gaye toh pyar ... haar gaye toh afsana

Uske intezar mein dard hai ... usse bhool jaane mein bhi dard hai ... lekin usse bhi zyada dard is confusion mein hai ki uska intezar karoon ya usse bhool jaaun

Love is sacrifice, tyaag, qurbaani ... kisi bhi junoon ke liye qurbaan ho jaana, that's love

Hum zindagi mein apni choice ke mutabik kuch nahi kar sakte ... yeh taqdeer, yeh kismat, yeh naseeb, destiny, yeh sab khel hai issi ka

Tumhari zindagi mein ek din aisa zaroor aayega, jab tum neend se jagogi aur apni life ko phir se rewind karke jeena chahogi ... par tab waqt nahi hoga ... humein jeena hai toh aaj jeeye, ab jeeye, ek doosre ke saath jeeye ... taaki life phir kabhi rewind karne ki zaroorat na pade

Ae dil tu kyun rota hai ... yeh duniya hai, yahan aisa hi hota hai ... aankhon se tapke aansun toh unhe chupaya ja sakta hai ... lekin jab dil roye, ae zalim toh kya kijiye

Woh hawa joh tujhe chhuke gayi mujhe chhu jaaye, ek baar ... ek baar teri khushboo mujh mein simat jaaye, ek baar ... ek baar toh apne pallu se sehla ... ek baar toh apne rang phaila ... ek baar phir se deewana bana ... bas ek baar ... ek baar tere aansun meri hatheli mein tham jaaye ... ek baar teri hansi se mera aangan bhar jaaye, ek baar ... ek baar toh apna haath bada ... ek baar toh gale se laga ... chhu loon tujhe bas ek baar toh ho jaaye rab ka deedar, ek baar ... tu hai toh main hoon, tu hai toh hi hai yeh jaan ... ek baar, ek baar, bas ek baar