Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Banne chale the hum Shikari Shambu ... ab ghusenge bade bade bambu

Jab woh choti thi toh gaud mein behatkar lollypop khati thi ... ab jab gaud mein behatti hai toh meri lolly, pop ho jaati hai

Yahan honi chahiye thi kahani yeh poori ... marte waqt Ragini ki jawani thi adhoori ... koi bhi mard chalega usse, koi bhi dharam jaat ... Ragini ki atma ko chahiye bas suhagraat, suhagraat, suhagraat

Joh aap kahoge woh karungi ... jahan aap bologe wahan karungi ... jaise aap kahoge waise karungi

Duniya bhar ki masti tumhare pyar ki barabari nahi kar sakti ... aur aaj us hi pyar ki kasam khate hai ... mar jayenge par tumhe kabhi dhokha nahi denge

Sapne mein matka ... reality mein jhatka ... upar wale tu kahan laake patka

Hum is baar shehar ki mem ke saath A-B-C-D nahi ... gaanv ki gori ke saath Ka-Kha-Ga ... Fa karenge

Gaanv mein wow ... maska pav ... meow!

Murkhon ke mohalle mein sayano ka jhopda ... kahan se chalaye is duniya mein samajhdhari ka rokda

Media, maaldaaron se aur babaon se ... jitna door rahe utna hi acha hai

Jab do akalmand ek doosre ko bewakoof banate hai ... toh is mein samay aur shabdh dono barbaad hote hai

Global Godfather tak pahuncha doonga aap sabon arzi ... baki unki marzi

Baba matlab note jhapat ... dikha jannat ka shortcut

Police wale do hi mauke par muft ki daawat dete hai ... ek baar tab jab usse apni vardi utarne ka khatra ho ... aur doosri baar jab usse sarkar se medal milne ki umeed ho

Desh do hi log chalate hai ... mahatma aur Gandhi ... mahatma woh jinke gunahon ka koi saboot na ho

Jantantra ka mantra yahi hai ... jiske saath janta us hi ka kaam banta

Yeh Global Baba ka kal kya hoga pata nahi ... lekin aaj iska bal global hai

Sanskar se sansar jeeta jaata hai ... ahankar se nahi

Jab ek corrupt aadmi marti hai toh uski satta khatam hoti hai ... aur jab ek sacha aadmi marta hai toh uski satta shuru hoti hai

Agar hum sach ke saath hai ... toh hum mein jeetne tak haar nahi maanni chahiye

Koi bhi insaan janam se bura nahi hota ... paristhitiyan usse achcha ya bura bana deti hai

Dharti par sabse bhaari bhoj aatma ka hota hai

Insaan ke mann ki pavitra aatma aur sakaratmak soch ... uske aas paas ke mahol ko badal dete hai

Achchai phailana chahte hai, baatna chahte hai ... toh pehle us achchai ko apne andar pehda karo ... un moolyon ko apne andar samaao ... tabhi aap doosron ko prabhavit kar sakenge

Aap toh apne aap mein ATM hai ... (bole toh) ... All Time Mahatma

Gandhiji ne kahan tha ke burai ko burai se khatam nahi kiya ja sakta ... yehi Gandhigiri hai

Aaj kal maara hua purse, sarkari aspatal mein nurse, logon mein imaandari, ladki kunwari, naukri sarkari ... kahan milti hai bhai

Jis umar mein tujhe kabar ke bare mein sochna chahiye ... us umar mein tu lover banne ki soch raha hai

Banda joh hai na, ishq joh hai Katrina Kaif se kar sakta hai ... Mohammad Kaif se nahi

Insaan jab ek darwaza band kar deta hai ... tab uparwala sattar darwaze khol deta hai

Yeh duniya rokde pe chalti hai ... chahe woh undergarment se aaye ya underworld se

Sharaab pilane wala banda acha hota hai ... lekin zaroorat se zyada sharaab pilane wala?