dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Humne wahan apna khoon bahaya jahan tera pasina nikla ... bade bhai se bhi badhkar samjha tujhe ... par saale tu toh bada kamina nikla

Isne tumhe dekha angle badal badalke ... aur tumne isse maara sandal badal badalke

Balle O balle ... mujrimon ki anjar panjar dhille ... mooh peele te kapde geele

Main bhi kitna harami hoon, dono taraf dhol bajhata hoon ... udhar se maal kamata hoon, idhar se naam kamata hoon

Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal ... chal do rupai nikaal

Lover ko pareshan karna Hindustani nariyon ki adayen hoti hai

Ladki ke dil mein vishvas ka diya jalane ke liye sirf Shammi Kapoor style mein ganaa gana kaafi nahi hota ... Dilip Kumar aur Raaj Kumar ki tarah emotional scene bhi karne padte hai

Shaadi karne ka sirf ek hi faiyda hai ... ki agar aadmi markar narak mein bhi jaaye ... toh lagta hai swarg mein aa gaya

Pati ek bank balance hota hai, ek tijori hota hai ... jis mein se paise nikaal nikaalkar gehne banwao, sareeyan khareedo, mauj karo mauj ... lekin unka dil rakhne ke liye kabhi unka sar dabao, kabhi unke pair dabao ... haala ki dil toh karta hai ki unka gala dabao, taaki jhanjhat hi khatam

Main toh tumhe apni rani bana loonga ... agar tumne meri baat nahi maani toh zabardasti gale lagake tumhe pani pani kar doonga

Hamari yaadash achchi bhi hai aur tezz bhi hai

Sher ki dumm bankar jeene se achcha hai ... kutte ka mooh bankar jeena

Khatmalo ko maar maar kar khoon jaama karne se ... blood bank nahin ban jaata

Jis tarah bewafaa mehmoob kabhi ek dil mein nahi reh sakte ... us hi tarah choohe kabhi ek bil mein nahi reh sakte

Jab hum kash lagate hai ... toh hamare dushman gash khakar gir jaate hai

Pyar se gale lag ja toh rani bana doonga ... nahi toh pani pani kar doonga

Gadhaa kitna bhi imported sabun lagaye ... woh ghoda nahi ban jaata

Aaj kal ka ishq janamo ka rog nahi hai ... waqti nasha hai shaam ko hota hai, subah utar jaata hai

Ya toh tum neeche aa jao yah phir hum upar aate hai ... ya thoda neeche tum aao aur thoda upar hum aaye

Jab hum muskurate hai ... toh dushmano ke dil dahil jaate hai

Main jaanta tha ek na ek din yeh ladka meri izzat ki bajjiyan talega ... woh bhi mitti ke tel mein

Jab samne waala garam hota hai na ... toh khud ko naram rehne ka

Padhe likhe logon ke saath mein hai na, kabhi likha padhi ka kaam nahi karna chahiye

Dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki ... dhaa!

Woh joh hai woh main hoon ... aur main joh hoon woh woh hai

Shabash mere cheeteh ... shabash!

Mere naye pilan ke mutabik

Yeh Teja Teja kya hai ... yeh Teja Teja

Main woh bala hoon, joh tum sabko kaccha chaba jaon ... aur dhakaar bhi na loon

Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki ... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogo aa jayega

Main Teja hoon kyun ki mera naam bhi Teja hain

Teja main hoon ... mark idhar hai