dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Ladki ka model ho ya gadi ka ... waqt ke saath saath dono purani ho jaati hai

Whiskey mein soda ya pani milane se uska taste kharab ho jaata hai ... whiskey mein whiskey milake peena chahiye

Neta logon ki aadat hi hai ... jab soote hai toh soote rehte hai ... aur jab jagenge toh cheenkhne chilaane lagte hai

First hand samajh mein aata hai, second hand samajh mein aata hai, third hand tak samajh mein aata hai ... lekin yeh aaisa hand hai jiska saala koi "The End" hi nahi hai

Main bola picture chalengi toh chalengi ... silver jubilee, house full ... main pass nahi kiya toh picture ka dabba gul

Apna joru na jaata ... Allah miya se naata

Phatta poster ... nikla hero!

Yeh hai mere dost, khate nahi ghost ... naam ka Bhagwan hai, dil ka insaan hai ... is hi ki meharbaani se gadha pehalwan hai

Aaj kal maar se nahi, maal se kaam chalta hai

You came into my house that is god's nature ... sometimes I look at you and sometimes my furniture

Agar doobara tumne hum dono ki zindagi mein phir se koi gadbad karne ki koshish ki ... toh maar maarkar tumhari shakal aaisi bighad doonga ... ki museum waale bhi apne showcase mein nahi rakhenge

Jaldi se chalte bano varna aaisi laat maaroonga ki football ki tarah goalpost se latakkar ... baar baar goal hote rahoge

Jai Maa Durga, pakad ke laya hoon murga ... jaldi se isko kaato aur maal apas mein baanto

Woh roj raat ko naye ghat ka pani peeti hai

Gayi bhains pani mein

Indian God marta hai ... aur hasta bhi hai

Marte toh sirf bekasoor hai ... kusoorwar toh hamari tarah aaish karte hai

Telephone uthakar khamosh rehna mardo ka kaam nahi hai

Bootiyan nochne waala geedar ... gala phadne se sher nahin ban jaata

Patni ka gawaar hona pati ke liye bhagwan ki dein hoti hai

Main tolta pehle hoon aur bolta bad mein hoon

Apna toh aaisa-hich hai ... lade bagair apun zero aur ladke apun hero

Tum toh jungle ke junglee janwar ki junglee chokri lagti ho

Aashiq se bada sust janwar maine aaj tak zindagi mein nahi dekha

Ekdum bundal, bakwaas aur badtameez chokri ho

Do harami ek jaisa kaise sooch lete hain?

Abhe oye saale kaale angrez ki pehdayish

Tanki mein nahin tel ... toh bade se bada engineer fail

Main woh khota sikka hoon ... joh dikhne mein toh ek anni hai lekin chalne mein rupaiya hai

Ghatiya sawaal poochna bahut aasaan hai ... lekin unka jawaab dena bahut mushkil ... joh tum jaisa ghatiya aadmi bhi nahi de sakta

Jab tab ungli tedhi na karo, dibbe mein se ghee nahi nikalta ... aur jab tak tedha rasta na pakdo, bhigda hua sahi raste par nahi aata

Aksar desi aankhon par videshi chasma lagane se ... dimaag mein charbi chad jaati hai