Jokes | चुटकुले

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
pathan se Dr. ne pocha:-
“khan sahab kia howa ?”
Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha,
hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero

Dentist ki beti boy frnd se:aj kitna acha moqa tha tm mere dad se shadi ki bat ker skty thy

Lrka:Bs aj b mera hosla nhi hua khmoshi se 1 or dant nklwa kr agaya

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked ”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife: ”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”

Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Larki K Nakhry

1 Call
Me Aisi Larki Nai Hun
2 Call
Sirf Msg KrnGi Bat Nai
3 Call
Sirf Rat Ko Bat Ho Skti H
4 Call
1 Br Hi MiloGi
5 Call
Sirf KISS Kr Skty Ho :p

susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha Kuda Ka Shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe Mard Nahe Banya Agr Mard Hoti Tou Phr Mujhe kisi Aurat Se Shadi Krni Parti.

sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne function me red tie pehn k aana hai.Sardar g function mein paunchay to dekha
k k k k
logon ne pent shirt bhi pehnay huye the

Recession and its Circumstance

Chacha kaise ho?

Chacha: ab kya batau.... Bada beta share broker hai... doosara beta Jet Airways mein hai... teesara software mein aur... Ladki Lehman Brothers mein.....

sabse chhota PANWALA hai... Bus Wohi ghar chala raha hai!

Ek admi dosrey admi se
'ye bachey itne shararti kyun hotey hain'

DOsra bola
'Jo cheez banti sharaRat se hy wo sharif kasey ho sakti hey'

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz me kia Farq hai?
Papa: Tum mery bety ho Ye Sach hai,Tumhara Dost Arshad B mera hi beta hai Ye 1 Raaz hai

Santa jngl me:Samne sher aya,santa mitti sher ki ankh me dalke bhagne lga,banta wahi ruk gya santa:abe bhag banta:me kyun bhagu mitti tune dali he

Santar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha Banta: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya? Santa:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na

SANTA:BANTA TERE GHAR LETRIN BANI HAI
BANTA :HAN BANI HAI,AUR TUMHARE GHAR
SANTA:MERE GHAR TO DAL CHAWAL BANE HAIN

Eik sucide bomber nay mulla umer ko message
bheja sir g barood(RDX)thora kaam dala karein!


mein Jannat say bhe thora agay nikal aya hun!!

3 sardars were going on a bike. Traffic Police raises the hand to stop them. Sardar replies- “Oye pagal ho gaya kya? Pehle hi 3 baithe hai, Tu kaha baithega

Yar mujhe police ny pakar liya hy

For killing 6 Girls I didn't kill them

Qasam say! Maine tu sirf 'SMILE' di

Thi OR Wo khushi se Mar gayin

Kuch Kar Yaar!

Santa Se Puchha Ki-

“Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Santa-”Cockroach”
Why?

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kyuki…. Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai….

Sara zamana Gawah hai ke aap aik
Nehayat Sharif
Emandar
Mukhlis
Parhezgar
Diyanat Dar
Zaheen aur Naik
Insan ka Sms parh rahe hein

1 frnd to another-aaj mothers day h,tera kya plan h???
another frnd reply-'main kuch ladkion ki maa banane me help karunga

bush-tujhe swiming aati h
lalu-nahi
bush-tere se to kutte ache h jo swiming kar lete h
lalu-tujhe swiming aati h
bush-yaa..
lalu-to phir tere aur kutte me kya farq h?????

Apka ghar hum
zaroor ayengey,
har pal ayengey,
har waqt ayengey,
din bhar ayengey,
aur
aur
aur
bell bajakar bhag jayengey.

Aaj ka Sawal...
Mohabbat ho jati hai ya karni padti hai?

very simple

ladki sundar ho to ho jati hai...
aur agar ameer ho to karni padti hai...

A drunken sardar fall from 3rd floor.
People garthered around & asked him- Kya hua?
He said- Pata nahi, main bhi abhi niche aaya hoon :=)

1 sardar outo riksha wheel nikal raha tha raste me guzarte hue 1 admi ne pucha sardarji rikhaw ka wheel Q nikal rahe to sardarji bole dikhta nahi board likha hai only two wheelar parking

Respected international kanjus, thanx 4 nt sending any sms. U'll win BHARAT KANJUS RATNA AWARD
na na SMS MAT KARNA WARNA YEH AWARD koi aur le jayega..

Santa: agar VIVAH ki shooting engineering college me hota to use kya kehte?

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Banta: VIVA

Santa Ne god Se Pucha

Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

God Ne Jawab Diya
aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai

Man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khirki se kodh kar jaan dena chati hai.

Manager: so .. Sir what can i do?

Man: abey khirki nahi khul rahi.

Santa's girfriend:
Meri maa aapko bahut
pasand karti hai.....
Santa, after a deep
thought: Kuchh bhi ho
jaye, shaadi to main
tujhse hi karunga..... .!!!!

Doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko apne pass dekhna chati hain?

Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.

Kya tum ped pe chadsakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakteho,
kya sina cheer k dikhasakte ho,nahi na,
beta kewal shakal bandar
jaisi hone se koi Hanumannai hota.