Jokes | चुटकुले
#4604 | General (सामान्य)
elephant to ant
elephant-kahan jaa rahi ho?
ant-dress silwane.
elephant-kapda bache to mere liye bhi kuch silwalena
elephant-kahan jaa rahi ho?
ant-dress silwane.
elephant-kapda bache to mere liye bhi kuch silwalena
#4603 | General (सामान्य)
winter season me :
Golu-Are yaar nadi se bhaap kyu nikal raha hai..?
Molu-Lagta hai machchaliyan chai bana rahi hain
Golu-Are yaar nadi se bhaap kyu nikal raha hai..?
Molu-Lagta hai machchaliyan chai bana rahi hain
#4602 | Profession (व्यवसाय)
Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya.
Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata :o
Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!
Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata :o
Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!
#4601 | School (स्कूल)
Teacher: Tumhaare aur harish ka answer ek jaisa hai, woh kaise?
Student: Kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye.
Student: Kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye.
#4600 | Holi (होली)
Girl (romantically) to Rajnikanth: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
Don`t mess with Rajni!
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
Don`t mess with Rajni!
#4599 | Beggar (भिखारी)
BHIKHARI:MAAI,1 RUPIYA DE DE!!
3 DIN SE BHUKHA HU!
MAI: 1 RUPIYE KA TU KYA KAREGA?
BHIKHARI:WEIGHT KARVAUNGA,
DEKHNA HAI KITNA KAM HUA H
3 DIN SE BHUKHA HU!
MAI: 1 RUPIYE KA TU KYA KAREGA?
BHIKHARI:WEIGHT KARVAUNGA,
DEKHNA HAI KITNA KAM HUA H
#4598 | Kid (बच्चा)
mom-sweety time kya hua?
sweety-mom clock kharab hai, torch do mobile mai dekh ke batati huin
sweety-mom clock kharab hai, torch do mobile mai dekh ke batati huin
#4597 | Kid (बच्चा)
Santa-Mujhe 4 baje jaga dena
Naukrani-lekin mujhe to time dekhna nahi ata.
Santa-Tum jaga dena,time mai khud dekh lunga..
Naukrani-lekin mujhe to time dekhna nahi ata.
Santa-Tum jaga dena,time mai khud dekh lunga..
#4596 | Kid (बच्चा)
baap bete ki galti pe-gadha
beta-papa tension not sab khete hai mai aap pe gaya huin
beta-papa tension not sab khete hai mai aap pe gaya huin
#4595 | Kid (बच्चा)
Dipu To Pappu-Tum Do Roti
Ek Sath Kyu Khate Ho..??
Pappu-Dr. Ne Mujhe Double
Roti Khane Ko Kaha He.
Ek Sath Kyu Khate Ho..??
Pappu-Dr. Ne Mujhe Double
Roti Khane Ko Kaha He.
#4594 | Male (आदमी)
light chali gayi
beta-papa torch do na
baap-le,padega kya?
beta-no papa frnd ko sms bhejna hai
isliye torch maang raha huin
beta-papa torch do na
baap-le,padega kya?
beta-no papa frnd ko sms bhejna hai
isliye torch maang raha huin
#4593 | Male (आदमी)
1 Aadmi daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho
Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho
Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana
#4592 | Male (आदमी)
a black boy was crying and saying to his buffalo - y i m so black everyone teases me
buffalo - 'tu ne mera dood piya hai tu bilkul mere jesa hai
buffalo - 'tu ne mera dood piya hai tu bilkul mere jesa hai
#4591 | Male (आदमी)
Tcher-Tum Desh k liya Kya Kya karte ho?
Santa-Pani ki Bachat karta hu
Hafte me sirf 1 bar nahata hu
Santa-Pani ki Bachat karta hu
Hafte me sirf 1 bar nahata hu
#4590 | Male (आदमी)
OLU Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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'Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi
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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi '...:)
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'Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi
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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi '...:)
#4589 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Mumy ye schol kya hota H
Beta ye wo jagah he
jaha parent ko luta aur bacho ko pita jata he
Beta ye wo jagah he
jaha parent ko luta aur bacho ko pita jata he
#4588 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Couple date pr tha mummy ne dekh liya.
Mummy ne call kiya--beta kaha ho??
Beta-paper dene aya hu.
Mummy-Zara dhyan se dena is paper ka result aya to jaan se mar dungi.
Mummy ne call kiya--beta kaha ho??
Beta-paper dene aya hu.
Mummy-Zara dhyan se dena is paper ka result aya to jaan se mar dungi.
#4587 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Pappu-Yha se Airport Kon si bus jaegi
Dipu-20#
Pappu-Agr 20# na mile to
Dipu-Phir 10..10# ki do pakad lena
Dipu-20#
Pappu-Agr 20# na mile to
Dipu-Phir 10..10# ki do pakad lena
#4586 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Ek Larki Ghar Se Bhaag
Gayi . . . 3 Din Baad Wapis
Aai
Baap (Ghusse Se): Ab Kya Lene
Aai Ho ? ? ?
Larki: Patli Pin Wala Charger . . .;-):-*;-)
Gayi . . . 3 Din Baad Wapis
Aai
Baap (Ghusse Se): Ab Kya Lene
Aai Ho ? ? ?
Larki: Patli Pin Wala Charger . . .;-):-*;-)
#4585 | Male (आदमी)
Snta ki girlfriend ne usko message kya
'I Miss U'
Bohat dair sochny k baad Santa ne jawab diya
'I Student U'
'I Miss U'
Bohat dair sochny k baad Santa ne jawab diya
'I Student U'
#4584 | Male (आदमी)
Bnta-Agar TmharA 1-Lakh ka Enam nikAl aaye to
kyA karoge
Snta-Main Pagal Ho jauga Aur wo 1-Lakh rupay apne Ilaj
par Lagauga
kyA karoge
Snta-Main Pagal Ho jauga Aur wo 1-Lakh rupay apne Ilaj
par Lagauga
#4583 | Male (आदमी)
father-1 2 3 4aaaaaaaa 5 6eeeeee........
son-papa ur counting is wrong bcoz counting mai abcd nahi ati
father-beta mai counting nahi tumhari mummy ke punch count kar raha huin
son-papa ur counting is wrong bcoz counting mai abcd nahi ati
father-beta mai counting nahi tumhari mummy ke punch count kar raha huin
#4582 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
1 Man To 2 Man: tumhaari wife kyu hamesha gussa rahti hai?
2 Man: maine galti se use bola tha ki 'tum gusse main bhi bahut khoob lagti ho'
2 Man: maine galti se use bola tha ki 'tum gusse main bhi bahut khoob lagti ho'
#4581 | Naughty (नटखट)
Socho Agar Aap kisi Ldki ko kahe
'I LOVE U'
Or
Wo vo palat ke aapkO apna mobile Nmbr De deto Aap Is ko kya kahenge
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'KHWAAB
'I LOVE U'
Or
Wo vo palat ke aapkO apna mobile Nmbr De deto Aap Is ko kya kahenge
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'KHWAAB
#4580 | Naughty (नटखट)
1baar Snta paise jama krne Bank gya
Officr-Ye note fata h dusra do
Snta-Me apne A/c me jama kr rha hu,fata karu ya Nya Tuje kya matlab h bey?..
Officr-Ye note fata h dusra do
Snta-Me apne A/c me jama kr rha hu,fata karu ya Nya Tuje kya matlab h bey?..
#4579 | Naughty (नटखट)
Dulhan Andhe Pati Se=Kash Tumhari Ankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn ko Dekh skte
Pati=Agr Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Ankho wale Tumhe Mere Liye Chhod Dete.
Pati=Agr Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Ankho wale Tumhe Mere Liye Chhod Dete.
#4578 | Money (पैसे)
santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
#4576 | Money (पैसे)
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:
Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
#4575 | Male (आदमी)
GOLU ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
MOLU ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
GOLU bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..
MOLU ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
GOLU bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..
#4574 | Male (आदमी)
Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne Taj-e-India Dekha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne Taj-e-India Dekha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..
#4573 | General (सामान्य)
Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu
G:Kitni mari
B:3male 2 female
G:Kese pata?
B:3 Beer bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi.
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu
G:Kitni mari
B:3male 2 female
G:Kese pata?
B:3 Beer bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi.