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Ek Aadmi
Dusre Aadmi Se

Ye Bachche Itne
Shararti Kyu Hote He?

Dusra Bola

Jo Cheez Banti
SharaRat Se He Wo
Sharif Kaise Ho sakti

GOLU: Tum bheek Q mangte ho kuch kaam kyon nahi karte
Bhikari: Sahab kaam to tabhi karu jab is dhandey se fursat mille

Daadi marte hue :Beta me apna farm,:-):-):-)
6tractor,:-):-):-)
50 janwar :-):-):-
&
22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hoon.
Beta: dadi ye sub hay kahan?

dadi:FARMVILLE on
facebook.

Aaj ka Lover to his Girlfrnd-
Yu mat khinch tu mujhe apni taraf sanam







Branded T-shirt hai
Phat gyi toh bahut pitegi
Maa kasam.

JOKEZONE
BV apne shrabi pati ko sudharne k liye black kapde pahen kr ghar k bahr khadi hui
Pati:Tum Kon
BV:Chudail
Pati:Haath mila
Mai teri behen ka pati.

Dr:Ne 1 Pagal Se Pocha:
Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho?
Pagal:Mai 1 Bulb hun
Dr: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe?
Pagal:Bewkuf Yeh INDIA h Light gyi hui h.

BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal kyun nahi the TEACHER inteligent aadmi ki nishani he BOY ha tabhi ladkiyo ke itne lambe bal hote hai

Sindhi ki Dukan Me Likha tha:

Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki Umar k logon ko Diya Jayga,
Wobhi Unke Maa Baap se Pooch kar,

Zarin aur Katrina dono hi 1 jaisi aur gori hai kyu Socho Socho Nahi pata na kyuki dono k naam me Rin aata hai Rin de chauka dene wali safedi

Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha,
Aurat: 'Dekhta kya h ? Teri maa ki umar ki hu'
Santa: To mai b apne baap k liye he dhund raha hu...

girl:Do U Love Me Lot.?
Boy: No.
Girl: what? u Not Love Me?
Boy: Ab Kya Khoon se Likh ke Du...Kya..?

Teacher: tell me the names of all the planets..,!!!
Studnt: venus... earth...mars....:-/
Teacher: aur sunao
Studnt: bs bdiya..,ap sunao...

Santa drves in 2 1-way & cross NO ENTRY board. POLICE : oye tainu NO ENTRY board dekha nahi kya?
Santa:'Oey! Mainu lagga ki aey flim poster hai!'

stupid Dhiir pit gaya punjabi bolne k chakker main..
Papita wali se papite kharidne k liye bola.
ooi.. ik pappy-ta-dede..

Bhakt:-Bhagwan promotion dila do 101/= ka bhog lagaunga.
Bhagwan:-Marwaiga kya, ANNA dekh raha hai.

Bhikhari to stupid uncle Dhiir
3 din se bhookha hoon kuch de do
Dhiir- saale ek 74 sal k budha 12 din tak bhokha ho k jinda hai tuje tisre din mout aai hai.
Jai dhiir baba

Rita: AcHanak hi tum bacHat krne lagi Ho.
Gita: Ha yaHi mere pati ki akHari kwaHis tHi, dubte samay ve yaHi keH raHe tHe 'BACHAO BACHAO'

A Health Tip:

Girlfriend Ke Hoto Pe
Honey Laga Ke Kis Kia Jaye Toh Gulab Jamun Ka Tast Aaega

Or

Khansi B Thik Ho Jayegi
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DR. IMRAN Hasmi,,,

Boy:Ye Ratein Ye Hawaein Ye Chandni Ye Ghataein Ye Nadiya Ye Kinare Girl Interrupts Say:Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study.

Kid To Mama In Washro0m!!

Kid: Mama Krlia Dhuladein

Mama: Ullu K Pathey Khud Dho

Kid: Jb Dhula Nahi Sakte To Khilate Q Hooooo..?

Apney Haq K Liye 'Bol' :-)

Girl: Main Tumhary Pyar Mein
Marr Gayi Lutt Gayi Barbaad
Ho Gayi . . .
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Boy: Main Kon Sa Tere Pyar
Mein BILL GATES Ban Gaya ..

Santa ne dariya me dubte hue 1 aadmi ko bachaya
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fir wapas dariya me fenk diya
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Banta- kyo?
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Santa -kahawat h 'neki kr Dariya me daal'

Nark me kuch log party mana rahe the
BHAGWAAN : Ye log nark me bhi party mana rahe hain...
YAMRAAJ: .. <>BATHINDA<> wale hain..kahi bhi Enjoy kar lete hain. ;-)

santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li
loan nai chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye
udas santa- pahle pata hota to shadhi bhi loan leke karta

Convent school k bache zoo me-00h! wow monkey is sleeping don't disturb
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Govt. Scool k bache- OYE HOYE DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI, PATHAR MAAR SAALE KO....

SANTA: maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA: woh kaise?
SANTA: maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage kar liya.

Boy on a date with GF:-jaan main tumse ek baat kahna chahta hoon?
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GF:-Kya?
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BF:-Iam already married.
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GF:-Apne to mujhe dara he diya, main samjhi aapke pass paise nahi hai.

1 Baar 1 Aadmi kO
Raste mE Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
'Patthar kO Palat Lo
Kuch Ban Joge'
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha
ULLU Ban Gaya

1 gareeb ladke ki shaadi ho rahi thi. pandit-kaho 'mera apna sab kuch apni patni ko deta hun'
peeche se aawaz aai: 'lo bechare ki cycle bhi gayi.

Girl-Wt u do?
Boy-I was doing a job wid TIMES OF INDIA but nw I left..
Girl-O God y u left
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Boy-Ab kaun subah subah uthe aur paper daalne jaaye..JSK

Santa:MBA ka fullform kya hai.?
Banta: tu ek dum ullu hai,
dekhta nhi charo taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai...!!!
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MBA bole toh-'MAI BHI ANNA'

Santa(to shopkeeper):seth ji chuhe maarn wali dwayi dena.

shopkeeper:ghar le ke jani ae?

santa:hor saleya chuhe ethe le ke aavan....