dialogues for Tag: Adult

Saali chalti phirti cocaine hai ... cocaine

Kismat aur randi kab badal jayegi ... kisi ko pata nahi

Marwadi log ke jeb mein na mawa rehta hai ... paisa woh log apni gand mein dalke rahte hai

Jab tune us ladki ko taste nahi kiya hai ... toh uske liye apni life waste kyun kar raha hai

I like bitches!

Sab ladko ko ek hi cheez mein interest hota hai

Tere baap ne time pe withdraw kar liya hota ... toh tu haramzadgi se bach jata na

Aaj raat uski shaadi hui hai aur thodi der mein manayega honeymoon ... woh bhi night se lekar afternoon

Delhi mein billi maarlo, khalo ... paalo nahi ... bahut mehenga padta hai

Bahar aa, nahi toh main tere darwaaze pe mootra visarjan karoonga

Stann hota sabhi ke paas hai ... sab chupa ke rakhte hai ... deta koi nai

Pain aur pleasure ... dono dene mein expert thi

Indian women are like desi daru, always make you lose control ... but Indian men are like a mouse, always looking for a hole

Ghar mein Baywatch aur disco mein gaywatch

Bas yahi apradh main har baar karta hoon ... aadmi hoon aadmi se pyar karta hoon

Sorry ji, galat ungli ho gayi

Agar 'L' word kahoonga na ... toh 'GPL' khaoonga

Jhoot pe jhoot ... jhoot pe jhoot ... teri maa ki

Only shak ... no f*ck!

Koi madharchod button dabakar mere liye yeh faisla nahin karega ... ki mujhe kab marna hai

Ladki ho ya cigarette ... tereko dono phokat mein lene ki aadat padh gayi hai

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

Jhanda chahe kisi bhi desh da ho ... par danda Hindustani hona chahiye

That's a sexy name and I must say that's a sexy frame

Abhe tu chal ... bavasir ka phoda!

Phukhat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke samosa khake ... angrezon ke baare mein socho bole toh tum logan kya karre re ... kya samjhe re tum logan mereku ... maa-ki-kirkiri!

Maa ki kirkiri ... baigan mein mila diya re tu meri izzat ko!

Lapat ke idhar pappi, udhar pappi ... udhar pappi, idhar pappi ... meri phulna shuru ho gayi

Har koi subah nikalta hai soochke ki aaj kuch achcha hoga ... raat tak bas booch achcha beheta hai

When I'm good, I'm good ... when I'm bad, I'm better

Dude, you're a man ... tujhe hamesha coffee peene ke mood mein hona chahiye ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

Ghagre mein ghus ke ho rahi thi fund raising?