dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Aaj tak hum log shareef nahi ho paaye ... yeh kya ghanta hoga!

Aapki sharafat ke chakkar mein main kayde mein hoon ... varna ab tak mere khud ke do char Al-Qaiday hote

Jis umar mein aapko haqeemo ke saath hona chahiye ... us umar mein haseeno ke saath ... not good

Bachpan se bhaag hi raha hoon ... pehle school se bhaaga ... bhook lagi toh roti churakar bhaaga ... bhai bana toh police se bachkar bhaaga ... jahan behetna tha wahan bhaaga, jahan chalna tha wahan bhaaga ... jahan bhaagna tha wahan kutte ke maafit bhaag hi raha hoon ... apun ki aakhi life bhaagne mein hi nikal gayi

Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun

Aaj kisses ... kal misses

Aye chalte huye gas ke gubbare

Upar waale ne ek din inki life mein aaisa piece bheja ... joh two piece pehne huye tha

Dye karne ki umar mein ladai karne nikle hai

Dena hai poora do sammaan ... mat do adhoora gyaan

Main yahan teen mahine se doodh ke glass aur petticoat ke naade ke sapne dekh raha hoon ... aur laundiya ne tere naam ka Karva Chauth vrat rakha hai

Tune Rambo ka naam suna hai? ... Terminator, Salman Bhai? ... in sabko na ek mixi mein daal, teen char baar ghuma ... aur joh glass bharke milkshake banta hai na ... woh hoon main

Auraton ki na izzat kiya kar ... varna goliyan phod doonga aur bandook todh doonga

Joh chane khate hai na ... woh badaam ke paad nahi maarte

Are you Salman Khan joh commitment issues chal rahe hai?

Dilli ka aadha pollution toh aashiqon ke wajah se ho raha hai

Adrak ho gaya yeh aadmi ... kahin se bhi badh raha hai

Sex ... kaunsa sex? ... pichle baar 2013 mein Bhai Dooj ke time mein hua tha yeh

Reebok nahi toh reebokey sahi

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ... itni zor se aata hai ki pant mein hi ho jaata hai

Tu wohi hai joh subah ko office jaata hai aur shaam ko ghar aata hai ... boss ki daant khata hai aur kisi ko nahi batata hai

Jhand fakeer, soovar ki aulaad, marjha saale kamine ... thank you!

Har koi apni biwi ko pyar toh karta hi hai ... aur na bhi karta ho toh karne ki acting toh karta hi hai

Woh mera landlord hai ... insaan ko land se lord ke paas pahunchta hai

Whiskey suddenly stop karne se liver ko shock mein heart attack ho sakta hai ... so no whiskey very risky

Pyar ek aaisi faltu cheez hai jisse apna keemti waqt dene par bhi ... return mein ek second hand gadhi bhi nahi milti

Save it for the Friday in the theatre ... taali bajegi everyday and later

Jab audio ki vajah se video chalta hai ... usko picture kaise bula sakte hai ... it is not picture, it is mixture

Mujhse pehle zero, baad mein bhi zero ... bas beech mein hero ... kyun ki zero ke peeche ek hero hota hai

Mere paas botal hai, glass hai, pani hai, pyas hai, chakna hai, chicken hai ... par meri daru kiske paas hai yaar?

Yeh awaaz ek kutte ke mooh se bhi achchi lagegi

Bahar Nana Patekar, andar Amol Palekar!