Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Ek kal hamare peeche hai, ek kal hamare baad ... aaj, aaj ki baat karo, aaj hamare saath

Hasogi toh jeet jaogi, rohogi toh dil dukhaogi ... chahe paas raho nah raho, hamesha apne saath paogi

Saali shopping khatam nahi hoti inki ... pehle cushions aaye, phir curtains aaye ... phir cushions curtains se match nahi kiye toh aur cushions aaye ... saale mug itne hai mere yahan ki unhe bechne jaon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye

Do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai ... paanch ghante mall mein bitaake ek sadi si chappal uthake le aayengi ... aur phir agle do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai

Relationship ka matlab hi hota hai an end to your own happiness

Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon meri life mein koi problem hi na ho ... lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho na ... toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai

Ab pata chala yeh aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hai aur yeh gay bandhe itne successful kyun hote hai ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... true ... but koi yeh nahi batata ki behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman

Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem ... hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta

Shaadi ke pehle woh nagin been kyun bajhta hai ... kyun ki na band waala bhi tumhe chetavani de raha hota hai kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein ... inka signature tune hai woh

Any discussion with a woman is an argument!

In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta ... a happy woman is a myth!

Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota ... kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai

Kaali surat, kaali kartoot

Har naye din mein kuch khaas hota hai

Bachche apni maa se kuch chupa nahi sakte

Ek din gaaliyon ka shor taaliyon ki goonj mein chup jayega

Taqat sirf taqatwar logo ke pass hoti hai ... aam aadmi ke pass hoti hai, toh bas usse sehne ki aadat

Everybody is somebody in Delhi ... nobody is a nobody

Justice has been denied ... you can live with it, I will not

Wahan hote na ... toh gand phatke haath mein aa jaati

Log kehte hai Mumbai is about money ... but Delhi is about power

Gin aur Coca-Cola peekar Sharafat bola ... roz raat ko humne ek naya dhakan khola

Tum log suno-gay ... toh hairan ho jao-gay ... pata nahi kya socho-gay ... kya samajho-gay ... aur mere liye kya kaho-gay

Bahut samajh samajhke samajh mein aaya hai ... ki pyar ko sirf pyar hi samajh sakta hai

Samajh samajhke samajh ko samajho ... samajh samajhna bhi samajh hai ... samajh samajhke joh na samajhe meri samajh mein woh nasamajh hai ... aye nasamajh, nasamajh naa samajh mujhe ... meri samajh teri samajh ke bahar hai ... samajhe?

Tera dimaag tedha hai, lekin achcha sochta hai

Main charge bahut karta hoon ... mujhe afford karna aasaan nahi hai

Main ayyashi bhi na ... muft ki nahi karta hoon

Bhagwan ke pehle ya baad agar koi cheez hai ... toh woh hai dhan, daulat, rokda ... imaandari ka certificate nahi

Mogambo Anil Kapoor ke chaati ke baal dekh ke khush ho jaata tha ... par yeh toh kabhi khush nahi hoti

Vodka samaaj ki dushman hai ... aao isse milke khatam kare