dialogues for Tag: Adult

I'm going to jack off till my d*ck falls off

Bhaad mein gayi PhD, bhaad mein gayi scholarship ... poore desh ko kamasutra sikha doongi

I'm somebody who can get anybody ... but I want nobody other than your body

Tu jaaye toh woh aaye ... woh aaye toh ho jaaye

I can die without you ... sach-much ... and it's time for smooch

Seedhe chalogi ya jump marogi

Aurat ka shareer rahasya ka khazana hota hai ... ek band gufaa mein rehta hai ... aur yeh gufaa kab khulti hai pata hai ... suhagraat wale din khulti hai aur chalees chor ke liye nahi khulti ... sirf Alibaba ke liye khulti hai

Main na ek bahut achhe ghar ka shareef launda hoon ... lekin mujhe tujhe aise dekh ke na woh dirty wale ashleel khayal aate hai

Sex is the answer to all problems ... zindagi ka solution hai Sir ... yeh ek hi cheez hai joh karne ke liye aapko yeh nahi sochna padta hai, am I dressed right for the occasion or not

Ek baar aagad paachad sahi dikhe na ... toh ladka aagad paachad ghoomta rahega

Hollywood ke alava main porn dekhna pasand karta hoon ... kahani is mein bhi nahi hoti, kahani us mein bhi nahi hoti ... action zaroor hota hai

Tawaif ke liye har din ek jaisa hota hai ... ek baar batti bujhi, toh sab ek

Baap, bhai, beta, shohar ... Begum Jaan ki chaukhat ke us paar hard mard murgha hota hai ... teen taangon wala murgha

(Ek mahine ka waqt hai, sirf ek mahina) ... Mahina humein gin'na aata hai sahab ... har baar saala laal karke jaata hai

Saanson ki garmi mein mohabbat ubaal de ... arre ek chumma idhar bhi toh uchaal de ... kaun jaane kal aaye na aaye ... saara pani mohabbat mein aaj hi nikaal de

Mooh mein aag hai babu aur choli mein angaare hai ... tere jaise kitne sagar is garmi se haare hai

Jawani mein alag hota hai ... vastu aasmaan mein pheko neeche aa jaati hai ... par bhudape mein neeche ki vastu upar nahi jaati

Yeh teen cheezein kaafi khatarnak hoti hai ... kaala coat, safed coat aur petticoat ... pata nahi kitne ghus gaye

Jab jab jiske lagne hai ... tab tab uske lagte hai ... ab usse ittefaq kaho ya phir what the f*ck

Baari barsi khatan gaya si khat ke leyanda frock ... O bhangda ta sajda jade kade Tommy chitti chitti c*ck

Hamaar sunba na toh ganiyan phatt jayi

Jitna lamba kurta utni zyada sex drive

Hum baar baar janam lete hai karne ke liye ... achche karam

When in Phuket ... just f*ck it

Tum jaisi auratein mard ke bagair reh nahi sakti ... oh sorry in your case mardon ke bagair

Patli ho ya moti ... poori janta mooh se lagayegi aapki goti

Jhoote sex addicts bankar apple ko dosh dena toh sirf ek bahana hai ... kyun ki poori duniya ka national fruit toh ullu banana hai

Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi

No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra

Keh raha hai dil yeh rangeela ... kab tak rahoonga tanha aur dheela ... aaj apne pyar ka pani barsakar ... dekh tujhe kaise karta hoon main bheega

Tumhare zakhmon pe blow karna mera job hai

Ladke ki kaathi ... kaathi pe ghoda ... ghode ki bum mein joh maara hathoda