Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Kya cheez hai Mumbai, aamchi Mumbai ... woh vada pav ki chutney, woh Mahim ki phirni, woh local train ke dhakke, woh signal pe chakke ... woh traffic, woh kooda, woh kachra, woh auto taxi ka nakhra ... woh machi waali ka jhagda, woh bhel, woh pani-puri, woh ragda ... woh Wadala, woh Chakala, woh Bandra, kahin Sakku bai toh kahin Sandra ... woh aunty ka adda, saala main road pe hich khadda ... yaar jaisa bhi hai ... aamchi Mumbai toh aamchi hai yaar

Life mein kisi ka pyar kam nahi hota hai ... sirf hamari umeedein zyada hoti hai

Pyar aur aulad ke bina insaan kabhi khush nahi rehta

Shaadi is mind blowing ... sometimes blowing mind

Hum kisi sarhad ko nahi mante ... hum kisi mulk ko bhi nahi mante ... hum sirf yeh jante hai ki uparwaale ne sirf ek hi zameen banayi hai ... aur us pe sarhaden insaan ne banayi hai

Jiska dushman zinda hai, uski maut zinda hai ... jisne apne dushman ko maar diya, usne apni maut ko maar diya

Jinse nafrat hai unse pyar karna seekho ... magar unse nafrat mat karo joh tumhe pyar karte ho

Yahan se nau do gyarah ho ja ... nahi toh teri zindagi mein aaj ke baad barah toh kya ... kabhi kuch bhi nahi bajega

Is duniya mein do logon ki koi kadar hi nahi ... ek joh haan bole, bhale hi woh maut ke liye haan bole ... doosra joh de, bhale hi woh apni jaan de

Mere hi haathon mein likhi hai taqdeer meri ... aur meri hi taqdeer pe mera bas nahi chalta

Har ek ki khushi ke saath kisi ka dukh judha hota hai ... aur har ek ki zindagi ke saath kisi ki maut

Zindagi murdajali ka naam hai ... zinda dil kya khaak jeete hai

Jab apun khada ... toh sarkar se bada!

Pehle police ka naam sunkar gunde bhaagte the ... ab police ka naam sunkar public bhaagti hai

Jab main tumhare saath bike pe chalti hoon ... toh phir dil aaise karta hai ki road kabhi khatam hi na ho ... bas tum aur main, main aur tum, chalte jaye chalte jaye ... aur manzil kabhi na aaye

Oye Miss Universe-(sity)

SMS generation ... char liney zyada kya bol di lecture lagne lagta hai

Door se dus pass se bus ... woh bhi DTC

Baap ka paisa hai ... pade pade sadd jata hai

Koi bhi desh perfect nahin hota ... usse behtar banana padta hai

Ek pair past mein hai teh ek pair future mein hai ... tabhi toh hum aaj pe moot rahe hain

Mujhe hamesha lagta tha ki duniya mein do tarah ke insaan hote hain ... ek joh chupchap maut ka daman thaam lete hain ... aur doosre joh rote chilaate maut ki taraf badhte hain ... aur phir main teesre kisam ke insaanon se mila

College di gate de is taraf hum life ko nachate hai ... te duji taraf life humko nachati hai

Ab bhi jiska khoon na khaula, khoon nahin voh paani hai ... joh desh ke kaam na aaye woh bekaar jawani hai

Zindagi jeene ke do hi tarike hote hai ... ek jo ho raha hai hone do, bardaasht karte jao ... ya phir zimmedari uthao usse badalneki

Pyar ka sabse bada side effect ... shaadi

Dude, you're a man ... tujhe hamesha coffee peene ke mood mein hona chahiye ... it's what we do, it's our tradition, it's what men do

Delhi ki ladkiyan aaisi dress karti hai ... jaise har roz Diwali ho

Ek ladki ka diya hua dard ... doosri ladki hi mitta sakti hai

Har dhoti pehenne waala Gandhi nahi hota

Yahan ki pani puri, poore Mumbai mein world famous hai

Iske mooh mein pehdaishi supari hai ... yeh totla hai