dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Sur Mohammed Rafi ka hai ki nahi ... power Muhammad Ali ka hai

Chota mooh badi mooch

Police officer banunga, don banunga, judge banunga, doctor banunga, engineer bhi banunga ... kyun ki main filmo ka hero banunga

Yeh ladkiyan nahi ... yeh toh vanilla ice cream hai

Aap ki shakal dekhar koi nahi bol sakta ki aap itna achcha soch sakte hai

Yeh inspector na bina break ka bulldozer hai ... ek baar chalta hai na toh rukta nahi hai

Abhi toh hero ne sirf entry maari hai ... aage aage dekh hota hai kya

Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai ... toh ek ek karke, ek ek karke mat aana ... sab saath mein aana, mere pass time na hai

You give dhyan ... I give gyan

Yeh Bambai hai ... yahan bolneka thank le aur vatak le

Tujhe seekhne mein do janam lagenge ... mera paas ek hi hai

Jahan mile dost ko jughaad ... dosti ho gayi kabaad

Main ek din mein do galat kaam nahi karta

Candle ki roshni mein teri aankhen aaisi lag rahi hai jaise ... police jeep ki headlight

Joh de saath ... uske raho khaas

Pyar mein aadmi cutting chai jaisa hota hai ... na pyaas bhujti hai na mann bharta hai

Sharif khaye daal roti aur kamina seekh boti

Yeh aankhen nahi khatarnak ghat hai ... ek taraf khai hai, ek taraf pahad ... kahin phisal na jaana

Lagta hai bhagwan ne saara maal pani aankhon mein de rakha hai ... upar dena bhool gaya hai

Kaam bhale hi main gande karta hoon ... par saaf sutre rehne ki gandi aadat hai mujhe

Yeh zubaan ki chupi ... pyar ki puppy lene hi nahi degi

Aathana dalke do kaudi ki dhamki toh koi bhi de sakta

Kehte hai ki mera dimaag museum mein rakhne layak hai

Pyar mein aadmi double jeeta hai ... jab poori duniya soyi rehti hai tab bhi woh jaage rehta hai ... ho gaya na double

Meter kitna bhi tezz bhaag le ... taxi se aage nahi bhaag sakta

Andhar ki baat bolni ho ... toh bahar se sahi lagna chahiye

Ab iske alava aur kuch utaarke phekne ko mat kehna ... varna meri sharafat bura maan jayegi

Yeh Bambai bhale hi Kumkum se Kimi Katkar ho gayi hai ... par aaj bhi aankhen bandh karke tumhe aadhi Bambai ghuma sakta hoon

Jitne tune rozze nahi dekhe na ... usse zyada chaand raatein dekhi hai maine

Pyar mein aadmi cricketer jaisa hota hai ... dil out ho jaata hai dimaag appeal karta rehta hai

Dushman jab haath se nikal jaata hai na ... toh poori raat chudiyon ki awaaz sunai deti hai

Laal batti se mera bada purana rishta hai ... hamesha mere peeche rahi hai ... aaj aage hai