Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Kuch mulaqatein yaadein chhod jaati hai ... aur kuch vaade ... aur kuch aaisi bhi hoti hai, jinke hone se ek nahi shuruvat ka ehsaas hota hai

Ek ladki dekhi bilkul bijli ki tarah ... one flash ... ek chamak aur main apna dil kho behta ... mujhe lagta hai mujhe us ladki se behad pyar ho gaya hai ... bas ab ek hi tamanna hai ... rehna hai uske dil mein

Aadmi agar achche mann aur lagan se kaam kare ... toh nothing is impossible

Bhook lagegi toh aam ke pedh ke upar chadkar aamiya kha lenge ... pyaas lagi toh kuaan se pani pee lenge ... neend lagi toh peepal ke pedh ke neeche soo lenge ... aur aapka yaad aaya toh chup-chap akele mein ro lenge

Har kahani ka last chapter sabse important hota hai

Galat raaste se ghar mein ghusne waale galat hote hai

Shaadi ke baad ek gulab se biwi nahi maanti ... pyar, ishq aur mohabbat ka poora guldasta dena padta hai

Dil ka rog kisiko nahi hona chahiye ... jaan leva hota hai

Dil ko jeetne ke liye rupaiye ki nahi ... dil ki zaroorat hoti hai

Is comic chehre ke peeche bhi ek dil hai ... joh tumhare liye bahut serious hai

Contract kagaz ka hota hai yah phir dil ka ... par contract, contract hota hai

Jahan chanda hoga wahan chakori hogi ... jahan thali hogi wahan katori hogi ... aur jahan tu hoga wahan main hongi

Khichdi ke hai dost char ... dahi, papad, mirchi, aachar

Tu idiot box dekh dekh ke idiot jaisi baatein karti hai

Abhe bagar pani ke magarmach

Is desh mein bhalai karna sabse badi galati hai

Zindagi mein bhi VCR ki tarah rewind button hota ... toh kitna achcha hota

Ek taraf case chalta rehta hai ... doosri taraf woh aish karta rehta hai

Tumhare jaise log is desh ke liye shraap hai

Politics ek gutter hai!

Tumhari tarah Mahatma Gandhi bahet gaye hote ghar mein ... biwi biwi beta beta karte huye ... toh tum aaj bhi kisi angrez ke ghar mein latrine saaf kar rahe hote

Joh alag dikhta hai ... wahi aaj kal bikta hai

Public ne hero ko bhai bante bahut dekha ... ab public bhai ko hero bante dekhegi

Aadmi purani cheezon se ughta jaata hai ... aur nayi cheezon se uthta jaata hai

Aslam bhai ko joh raag patti deta hai na ... usko Aslam bhai malam patti deta hai

Chande mein aur dhande mein Aslam bhai ke liye sab dharam samaan hai

Kutta chahe bunglay mein rahe yah gali mein, doodh piye ya naale ka pani ... uski dum seedhi nahi hoti ... kyun ki basically woh kutta hai

Mere vichaar purane zaroor hai lekin ... aapke vichaar gande aur giraune hai

Jab chahe chuna lagaye ragad ke khaye ... ab khud pe baat aayi toh kare hai hai ... arre bhoya pedh babool ka toh aam kahan se khaye

Joh koi zulm ke khilaaf awaaz uthawat hai ... wohi insaan hai, wohi zinda hai

Roti kamane ke liye aurat ghar se nikli nahi ... ki tankha dene waala har aadmi usse apne baap ka maal samajhta hai

Har aurat hamaar maiyya hai aur hum maiyya ka sauda nahi karat