Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Bhai logon ka nikal jaata hai oil ... police ki bandh ho jaati hai file ... naam hai Munna mobile

Police ki maar aur talwar ki dhaar se aaj tak koi nahi bacha

Looteron ki loot aur police ki choot ... ko janta kabhi maaf nahi karti

Agar tumne hamara kaam nahi kiya ... toh hum tumhari beti ki zindagi bounce check ki tarah phaadkar ... tudke tudke kar denge

Yeh aadmi hai ki mutton ki dukaan

Shandaar jagahon par jaana aur jaandaar logon se dosti karna ... mera shaunk hai

Badshah ke paas badshah nahi aayega toh kya ghulam aayega

Jinki zindagi choti hoti hai ... unhe bade bade vaade nahi karne chahiye

Kabhi kabhi dil jodne ke liye dil todna padta hai ... aur dil todkar jodne waale ko ... pata nahi kya kehte hai

Humara bhala karke woh hum mein bata gaye hain ... ki waqt aane par woh humara kitna bura kar sakte hai

Mumbai mein inka koi mandir nahi hai, lekin puja sabhi karte hain inki

Hathyar becha jata hai ... koi apni taqat nahi bechta

Bina patte ke is shehar mein sirf keede makaude milte hain ... aadmi nahin

Haldi bahut hi kaam ki cheez hoti hai beta ... doodh mein milakar pee jao, toh shareer ka poora dard khatam ho jata hai ... aur chune mein milakar zakhm pe lagao, ghav bhar jata hai

Aise kaam ke liye himmat ki zaroorat nahi hoti ... sirf iraada hona chahiye

Jaise purana cricketer commentator banta hai na ... waise purani gadi museum mein jati hai

Chehre par bholapan hai aur aankhon mein pagalpan ... aise log bahut khatarnak hote hain ... bahut khatarnak

Jab tak paise nahi mil jaate, Tiger kisi ko maarta nahi ... aur paise mil jaane par, Tiger kisi ko chhodta nahi

Bheje ka dahi kiya toh dhood bana daloonga ... kaan ke neeche capsule laga daloonga

Zindagi mein agar apne bal par aage badna ho toh ... sabse pehle doosron ki naukri karna seekhna chahiye ... isse insaan hunar bhi seekhta hai aur tameez bhi

Agar police ke paas jaakar shaanpatti karne ki koshish ki ... toh kaan ke neeche capsule laga doonga

Hamari asli jaidaat, hamari asli daulat toh hamare yeh rishtey hi hote hai ... joh hum mein virasat mein milte hai

Kya pyar hai, kya dulaar hai ... kitna sukhi pariwar hai, mera toh dil nisaar hai

Maa duniya ek aaisi daulat hoti hai ... joh insaan ko sirf ke baar naseeb hoti hai

Tumhara nishana toh chook gaya aur ab humne is goli par tumhara naam likh diya hai ... aur jis din yeh goli hamari bandook se chalegi ... hamara nishana nahi chookega

Yeh chehre ki rangat gulabi gulabi ... yeh mausam ki halat sharabi sharabi ... mera dil machalke keh raha hai ... something, something, something, something

Nadaani mein tumne joh kadam uthaya hai ... woh sirf tumhe hi nahi, poore khandan ko ek aaise modh par le aaya hai ... jahan se har raasta barbadi aur zillat ki taraf jaata hai

Apna toh sidhaant hai shaan se jeeyo aur shanti se ludhak jao

Zindagi ki raftar jitni tezz hai ... traffic utni hi rukavatein daal deta hai ... kai baar raaste badalne padte hai ghar pahunchne ke liye

Dard agar insaan ke apne daire mein rahe toh saha ja sakta hai ... magar joh dard doosron ka dard ban jaye ... usse apno mein baant lena hi behtar hota hai

Bhagwan chadawe se nahi ... chadane waale ki neeyat se khush hota hai

Ek bachcha anath ashram mein palkar bada ho sakta hai ... baap mar jaye toh maa ke sahare jee sakta hai ... lekin ek aurat ka pati chala jaye toh woh kiske sahare aur kaise jeeti hai ... woh takleef main samajhta hoon