dialogues for Tag: House

Makaan banao ... baatein nahi

Ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahi chalti ... bahar uski aankh chalti hai ... samajh lijiye jab wife bhadki toh apne aap khul jaati hai nazar ki khidki

Tezaab nikalta hai is ghar ke nalko se

Kamra ho, naukri ho ... toh heech dilwale dulhania le jayenge ... nahi toh hum aapke hain koun?

Jis jhoot se ghar basta hai ... woh ghar, ghar nahi hota

Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai na ... woh basement mein kapde badalte hai

Betiyan gharon mein khushiyan laati hai, pyar laati hai ... lekin apne hisse ki khushi dhoondne ke liye unhe kisi aur ke ghar jaana padta hai

Arre agar koi ghar chala sakta hai toh ... gadi mein bhi reh sakta hai

Jeena haraam kar diya hai hamara ... sabun, towel, bedroom, bathroom ... poore ghar pe kabza kar chuka hai

Apni property pe kisi aur ke naam ka board laga dekh ... bahut takleef hoti hai

Meri wife ko nahi uske peeche ka bungla dekho idiots ... 3.5 million!

Ghar mein Baywatch aur disco mein gaywatch

Dushman sirf border ke uss paar nahin hota ... ghar ke andhar bhi hota hai

Shartein business mein hoti hai ... ghar grihasti mein nahi

Bike ho ya ghar ... handle hamesha apne haath mein ... varna bhabhi kabhi izzat nahi karegi

Yeh Mumbai hai ... yahan bhagwan mil jaata hai lekin ghar nahi

Jis ghar ka jawaan beta aadhi raat tak bahar rahe ... us ghar ke bade buzurgon ki aankhen bhi bahar hi rehti hai

Life mein biwi badal, ghar badal, gaadi badal ... lekin apna brand kabhi mat badalna

Aadmi kitni hi oonchai par kyun na pahunch jaye ... aakash mein ghar nahi bana sakta ... usse sukoon is dharti ki gaud mein hi milta hai

Aapke ghar mein cockroach aata hai toh aap kya karte hai Rathore Sahab? ... aap usko paalte nahi maarte hai

Ek toh yeh shehar naya, upar se yeh naukri nayi ... aur koi jana pehchana nahi, kisi ke ghar ghusne ka bahana nahi ... ek ajnabi pe bharosa kare, aaisa toh koi zamana nahi ... in short rehne ka thikana nahi

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

Ab ishq waalon ki duniya hogi tehas-nehas ... jab ghar ghar pahunchega yeh MMS

Amir aadmi pandhra minute mein apne kapde badalta hai, aadhe ghante mein apna ghar badalta hai, ek ghante mein apna dhanda badalta hai ... aur do ghante mein apni biwi badalta hai

Sapno aur sachai mein bahut farak hota hai ... sapne toh ghar ke andar hote hai aur sachai toh darwaze pe dastak deti hai

Ek chatt ke neeche rehne waale zaroori nahi ... kamre mein bhi saath mein rahe

Tum ladkiyon ka yeh bada problem hai ... ghar, career, pati, bachche, kitchen sab kuch sambhal sakti ho ... bas heartbreak ko manage nahi kar pati

Main seedhe sadhe dhang se kehta hoon apni baat ... ek ghar basana chahta hoon main tumhare saath ... kya dogi mere haathon mein bolo tum apna haath

Jaise hawa aur roshni ke aava gaman ke liye ghar mein khidki hoti hai ... ussi prakaar shareer mein hawa aur pani ke aava gaman ke liye dhoti hoti hai

Yeh ghar hai ya veerana ... na aadmi, na uski jaat ka thikana

Jinke apne bistar doosron ke ghar laga karte hai ... woh teesron ke ghar ki chaddar gina nahi karte

Jaag Bharatiya naari jaag ... buri bahu bankar ghar mein laga de aag