Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Mujhe teri aankh, kaan, naak bilkul pasand nahi ... mujhe toh teri muskurahat se pyar hai

Jinke khoon mein wafaadari hoti hai ... woh gaddari ke bare mein sooch bhi nahi sakte

Is shehar ki kisi bhi adalat mein woh typing machine nahi hai ... joh warrant par Baba ka naam type kar sake

Agar ladki haan bole na toh chhodna nahi ... aur agar na bole toh chhedna nahi

Kapdon se izzatdar ... karamon se kaatilon ke pehredar ... police station chaloge mere sarkar?

Koyle ko kitna bhi sabun lagao ... woh kaala ka kaala hi rahega

Horror shows, horror novels kabhi mat padna ... dimaag ke khaate mein haddiyon ka dhancha nazar aata hai

Jab insaan nasha karko haivaan ban jaata ... toh haivaan nasha karko shaitaan hi banega na

Agar woh chale gaye ... toh insaan nahin, barood bankar lautenge

Joh jab Hindustan ko mitana chahega ... mitti mein mil jayega

Is dharti se gaddari mat kar ... varna yeh dharti phategi, sholay ughlegi ... aur tujhe raakh kar degi

Zindagi ka mazaa toh khatte mein hi hai

Joh mere pyar ka daava na sabit kar sake ... woh jaan kis kaam ki hai

Main mar nahin sakta, na hi zinda pakda ja sakta hoon ... bas maar sakta hoon, sirf maar sakta hoon

Premi hai, pagal hai, deewana hai

Jaan pyari hai toh uska khayal tak apne dil se nikaal do ... varna jal jaoge ... kyun ki hum diljale hain

Pyar mein sauda karne ki aadat in aamiron ki ... jaan le leti hai hum jaise gareebon ki

Hum toh kabse apni jaan hatheli pe liye ghoom rahe hain ... kambakht koi leta hi nahin

Aag joh dil mein lagi hai, usse duniya mein laga doonga main ... joh teri doli uthi, zamaane ko jalaa doonga main

Mujhe sone chandi se nahi ... un baazuon se pyar hai joh do waqt ki roti toh kama sake ... jinko duniya unki mehnat, unke naam se jaane ... jinki peeth par apne A1 baap ke naam ka stamp nahi hota

Bambai mein bus ki aur chokariya ki intezar nahi karni chahiye ... pati nahi kab aa jaye ... aaye aaye nahi aaye

Ab tak meri zubaan tujhse sawaal pooch rahi thi ... lekin ab jawaab degi teri zubaan aur sawaal karega hamara inteqam

Takleef insaan ke andhar bahut kuch badal deti hai

Is dress ki taqdeer toh dekho ... tumhare pehente hi pehle se zyada khoobsurat aur bezkeemti ho gayi hai

Yeh hai whiskey ... jisne zyada li chuski ... uski zindagi duniya se khiski

Shikaar usne kiya, dil ko taar-taar kiya ... bura kiya joh kisi ladki se pyar kiya

Paise ke lalach ne tere dimaag ke tire ko puncture kar diya hai ... aur andhar se akal ki hawa nikaal di hai

Woh dekh-dekh hum mein jeete hai ... hum dekh-dekh unhe peete hai ... yeh meri zaar ka nada nahi hai doston ... mere phatte jooton ke beete hai

Sari umar gavah di kamane mein paisa ... aur bad mein yahi saala paisa ban gaya apne dushman jaisa

No underwear in this world can live without nada and no nada in this world can live without underwear ... because they are inseparable, they love each other, they are incomplete without each other ... that's why they have to live together ... ek saath Dhobi Ghat par dhulne ke liye jaate hai, ek saath sookhte hai aur doobara maile hokar Dhobi Ghat par chale jaate hai ... underwear aur nada se duniya ko ekta ka sabak lena chahiye

Raaz chahe pati ka ho ya patni ka ... agar usse dono ke beech khol diya jaye toh badapan hota hai ... aur chupaya jaye toh dokha hota hai

Har modh pe mile jaate hai humdard hazaron ... shayad meri basti mein adakaar bahut hai