Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Imaandari woh ganja sar hai jispar noton ke baal kabhi ugh hi nahi sakte ... thodi si baimaani ki tel ki malish karte rehna chahiye

Aadmi ke paas jis prakaar ka astra shastra ho ... ussi prakaar ka yudh ladna chahiye ... tabhi usko safalta milti hai

Zaat duniya mein sirf do tarah ki hoti hai ... ek woh joh aasoon peeta hai, ek woh joh khoon peeta hai ... ek woh joh insaaniyat ko aabad karta hai, ek woh joh insaaniyat ko barbaad karta hai

Yeh bhashan nahi yeh meri warning hai ... aur meri warning tumhare is cigarette case ke upar likhi hui warning ki tarah nahi ... jisse tum bhoolkar cigarette ke kash lagaya karte ho ... meri warning kanoon ke kitaab ke us full stop ki tarah hai ... jiske baad kuch bhi karne ya sochne ki jagah nahi bachti

Main tumhare jism ko vardi ki jagah zakhmon ka libaaz pehna doonga ... aur phir tum dard se itna tadpoge ke uske baad maut ko bhi chakhoge toh yahi kahoge ke ... maaza nahi aaya

Jab dus kamine marte hai toh ek kutta pehda hota hai ... jab sau kutte marte hai toh ek soovar pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek hazaar soovar marte hai toh ek bhadwa pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek lakh bhadwe marte hai tab tujh jaisa ek ganda neta pehda hota hai

Kathin pariksha mein pass ho jaana meri buri aadat hai

Kuch parinde aaise bhi hote hai joh halaat ke pinjre mein qaid toh hote hai magar majboor nahi hote ... unki baazuon mein itni taqat hoti hai ki woh pinjra samet udh jaate hai

Ek baar jab rishtey kho jaate hai ... toh woh dhoondne se bhi nahi milte

Jahan kanoon ke haath pahunchne mein der ho jaye ... wahan kanoon ki laat pahunch jaya karti hai

Girte hain sher savaar hi maidan-e-jung mein ... woh tiflya kya girega joh ghutno ke bal chale

Yeh thappad tune mujhe nahi apni naukri ke mooh par maara hai ... apne khandan ke ek ek aadmi ki khushiyon par maara hai ... apni zindagi par maara hai

Uthho jawaan-e-watan, bandhe huye sar se kafan ... uthho dakkhan ki aur se, Gang-o-Jaman ki aur se ... Punjab ke dil se uthho, Satluj ke sahil se uthho ... awaaz do hum ek hai, hum ek hai, hum ek hai

Jab tumhari bhatakti hui rooh tumhare mulk pahunche ... toh ek ek shaitan se kehna ki dobara hamare desh ki taraf aankhen uthane ki jurrat na kare

Pyar mein woh divya shakti hai joh patthar ko bhi maum bana de

Avesh ho ya dukh ho, gussa ho ya khushi ... apni bhavnaon ko paanch minute tak roke rakho ... un paanch minuton mein mann shaant ho jayega ... aur shaant mann se lena waala har ek faisla achcha hi hoga

Tutisha ka record hai ... uske tamachon ke nishaan gaal par se mitt jaate hai ... lekin dimaag par se nahi mittate

Sher jab ghayal ho jaata hai ... toh shikari ke liye maut ban jaata hai

Jitni himmat mujh mein goli chalane ki hai ... usse kahi zyada himmat goli khane ki hai

Hamare dhande mein dushman khatam nahi hote ... mehmaano ki tarah ek jaata hai toh doosra chala aata hai

Arre kaka main toh kaka ban gaya

Jab hum aapse kuch poochna chahe toh aap hum mein rokti hai ... aur jab chup ho jaye toh tokti hai

Roop rang mein gori ho chahe kaali ho ... khushnaseeb woh jija hai jiski saali ho

Bane chahe dushman zamana hamara, salamat rahe dostana hamara ... na bechre marke bhi hum doston, hum mein dosti ki kasam doston ... pata koi pooche toh kehte hai hum, ek dujhe ke dil mein rehte hai hum ... nahi aur koi thikana hamara, salamat rahe dostana hamara

Zindagi ki khasiyat hai yeh kabhi jhukti nahi ... saanse ruk jati hai magar zindagi rukti nahi

Aaj pehli baar koi ladki ... hamari car ke front seat pe behti hai

Kyun ... hum aapke hain kaun?

Log kehte hai khoobsurat ladkiyan jab jhoot bolti hai ... toh aur bhi khoobsurat lagti hai

Saanp ke bil mein haath dalne waala ... uska zeher bhi uttarna jaanta hai

Bhale zindagi mein mujhe koi medal na mile ... magar main is medal lagne waale vardi par, ek medal jitna chota daag bhi lagne nahi doonga

Jurm hi uska pesha hai ... aur daulat uska dharm

Zaroori nahi hai ki jail mein rehne waala har insaan ... mujrim hota hai