dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Valet parking toh suna tha dude ... lekin yeh toh valley parking ho gaya

Kaam ke chakkar mein hum log Page 3 parties mein badi aash lekar jaate the ... aur issi liye aaj bhi hum yahan apni apni ass lekar aaye hai

Apne scene ka toh full kerosene ho gaya yaar

Music mere liye tarakki ki CD (seedi) hai

Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some ... aur ab tak main hand-some

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

Ladki ko baatein maarke hi maa bana dega by God

Saale ghadhe ... ministeron ki najayaz aulad

Insaan ko do hi cheezein chup kara sakti hai ... rishwat ya goli

Logon ke din aate hai ... meri raat aayi

Tu gandi baatein badi achchi karta hai

Jab aisi taisi hoti hai ... toh taisi aisi ho jaati hai

Subah shyam thari ghani yaad aave se, saari raat mujhe jagave se ... aur karne ko toh karlo call tujhe, par customer care ki wah chori baar baar balance low batave se

Agar woh dono nahi mile na ... toh teri teeno taange kaat doonga

Dilli mein raat ko ghumta hua har aadmi shikaari hota hai

Imaandari fashion mein nahi hai ... baimaani hai hit, super hit

Bhai yeh Dilli hai Dilli ... yahan pe jab sadako pe mehenge mehenge log kaali kaali raato mein utarte hai na ... toh achchi achchi goriyaan gayab ho leti hai

Rate sahi lagane waala hona chahiye ... varna har kisi ki dukaan har taraf se khulti hai

Main har test pass karke dikhaonga ... chahe yeh mera blood test kyun nah lele

Bag uthakar padne gaya toh master ne kaha school chhod de ... bat ball uthakar mohalle mein gaya toh bachchon ne kaha khelna chhod de ... scooter uthakar ghar se bahar gaya toh padosi ne kaha Malad tak chhod de ... aur aaj papa ne kaha ghar hi chhod de

Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhaag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta

Oye kake Punjabi na toh chup chap aate hain, na hi chup chap jaate hain

Duniya mein teen cheezen hoti zaroor hai lekin kisi ne dekhi nahin ... bhooton ka sansar, sacha wala pyar aur Bahattar Singh ki raftaar

Jab tak machli khud ba khud kaante ki nazdeek na aaye ... kaanta machli toh kya, ek machchar bhi nahi maar sakta

Kaam kaam kaam ... subah dophar shaam

Har jism ki ek expiry date hoti hai

Gale lagata hoon bas ... gale mein latkata nahi hoon kisi ko

Tum na gali ki gundi ho!

Done done London karo ji

Tanker bhar khoon hai body mein

Aaisi maar khayega ... phir kabhi susu na kar payega