dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Tumhare vichaar mein toh kisi purane gaane ka achaar dala hua nazar aata hai

Hum baar baar tere dar pe aayenge ... aur ghanti bajake bhaag jayenge

Manicure pedicure waxing karne ki toh umar meri hai na

Dopahar mein sona ... kismat pe rona

Kisi ka pati doctor hota hai, kisi ka pati contractor hota hai ... mera pati toh calculator hai

Daru peena buri baat hai ... peeke bottal ko mauke padh chhod dena ... aur buri baat hai

Pyar karne waalo ko bewakoof banana kitna aasaan hai

Yeh the mantally sick ho chuka hai

Kya tum mantally challenged ho my bwoy?

Dost mujhe Majnu bulate hai

Shaadi Sridevi se ki thi ... nikli Phoolan Devi

Aurat na, saali jab chudail nikalti hai na ... aadmi ka gobar kar deti hai

Ishq aur bullet mein khaas farak nahi hota bhai ... dono hi nikalte hain chaati faadne ke liye

Ishq ka ek problem hai ... agar ek ki lagi toh doosre ki bhi lagni hai kabhi na kabhi

Log sunenge to kya kahenge ... chutiya aashiqui ke chakkar mein mar gaya, aur laundiya bhi nahi mili

Abhe chalayega ya ukharega

Is duniya mein aaye ho toh kuch aisa kar jao kadardan ... gali, kooche se aawaaz aaye, abba jaan abba jaan abba jaan

Liver kidney thoda bahut kharab ho sakta hai ... lekin yeh dil kamaal ka hai

Yeh Punjab hai Punjab ... yahan pehle goli marte hai ... phir shayad laash se kuch baat karlein

Arre jab Dharmendra aur Sunny Deol lad rahe hai ... toh Bobby Deol kya karega

Dil achcha ho ya na ho ... lekin shakal, surat aur kapde achche hone chahiye

Woh item number ka guitar thi, main sufi gaane ka ek tara ... boss woh star thi aur mera toh tara hi doob gaya tha

Heroine ki zindagi is like an elected government ... paanch saal tak party ... uske baad support

Dil bhale hi left mein hota hai ... lekin uske faisley hamesha right hote hai

Taarif mein gaali de rahe ho yah gaali mein taarif kar rahe ho

Aaise mat dekho ... lagta hai marinated murghi ko tandoor dekh raha hai

Jawani taste karne ke liye hoti hai ... waste karne ke liye nahi

Girlfriend pehle pehle malai jaisi lagti hai ... phir dheere dheere cholesterol jaisa feel deti hai ... and finally seedhe heart attack

Filmein sirf teen cheezo ke wajah se chalti hai ... entertainment, entertainment, entertainment ... aur main entertainment hoon

Har film ka ek hi hero hota hai ... director

Jab sharafat ke kapde utarte hai ... tab sabse zyada mazaa sharifon ko hi aata hai

Bachche bhi tumse zyada kapde pehente hai