dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Raat ko barah ki sui ke tarah chipke rehte ho ... aur din me che ki tarah

Tumhari baaton mein itna horsepower hai na ... ki aadmi ke dimag kharab ho jaate hai aur godhon ka chalna shuru

Mardo ka toh nature yeh hai ... ki unhe bachche joh hai, woh apne achche lagte hai ... aur biwiyan dosro ki achchi lagti hai

Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai

Shaadi ho gayi hai phir bhi boondiyan loot raha hai saala

Tum itna ooncha kyun bolti ho ... kauve khaye the kya bachpan mein?

Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai

Saale in logon ko diesel phukat mein milta hai kya ... poore department ki gaadiyaan mere peeche pari hai

Tu duty kar re ... ungli mat kar!

Music system bajta hai ... aur mera system bajata hai

Desi maal dikhta chalu hai ... lekin ek baar chalu ho gaya na toh phaadke rakh dega

Chal English mein sorry bol

Tu list bana ... jitne bhi yeh teere keede hai na, un sab ki list ... maa kasam shaadi se pehle saare maar dalenge

Zara si savdaani ... zindagi bhar aasaani

Tu na badi cool lagti hai mujhe ... aur hot bhi kitni hai tu

Tu na apne chehre pe "Welcome" likhwa le ... darwaaze ka sada hua doormat lagega tu

Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai ... taaki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake ... aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai ... taaki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake

Oh bewakoofo ki CEO

Ganda hai par dhanda hai ... aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai

Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai ... agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayenge

Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors

Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ... lekin dono angootha chaap hai

Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai ... national TV pe dikha de ... toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye

Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega

Jiske paas family support hai ... usse koi deport nahi kar sakta

Agar isko laga daala ... toh life jhingalala

Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja ... lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja

Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye

Abhe main un mein se hoon ... joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon

Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon ... no income, no tax ... (kya) no income tax

Hai rabba, main hoon iska abba ... main engine aur yeh mera dabba

Bank ke loan ki tarah saans andhar lo ... aur installment ki tarah dhere dhere bahar chodo