dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Chahe suraj thanda ho jaye ... chahe murgi anda ho jaye ... chahe sarkari karamchari rishwat khake mooh khol de ... chahe bhagwan khud is office mein aake kyun na bol de ... hum Mussaddilal ko zinda nahi manenge

Jahan loyalty ki baat uthti hai ... wahan yeh royalty ko bhi nahi chhodte

Ladai ladai maaf kar ... kutte ki tatti saaf kar

Aadmi chilata toh gale se hai lekin kharab kaan ho jaate hai

You're not following the call of duty and you're following doll of beauty

Aye chup chup ... varna aaisi aaisi gaaliya doonga censor board bhi pareshan ho jayega ... kaunsi bhichayein kaunsi audhe

Kahani ke andhar ki kahani abhi baki hai mere dost

Heart attack se mard marte hai ... kyun ki hamare pass dil hota hai

Main maroonga to bullet se hi maroonga ... BP ya sugar se nahi

Undi the condi of his heart

Chanda ho ya Paro ... har ladki pe chance maro

Jaldi jaldi shaadi karo aur phir aaram aaram se pachtao

Duniya ki har biwi ne kabhi na kabhi toh yeh zaroor soocha hoga ... ki main hamesha hamesha ke liye apne pati se chutkara kaise paon

Yahan ke naukar, maaliko se zyada wafaadar hai

Hum sirf angrezon ka khoon peete hai

Har baal ki khaal ki yeh chaal bhi kha jaaye ... iske haath padh jaaye toh mahiney saal bhi kha jaaye ... kisi behal ka bacha haal joh haal kha jaaye ... bemaut marte mann ka yeh malaal kha jaaye ... Lalu ka laal kha jaaye, naxal baari ki naal kha jaaye, bachpan ka dhamaal kha jaaye, budhape ki shawl kha jaaye ... haya toh chhodo behaya ki chaal bhi kha jaaye ... aur agar parosa ja sake toh khayal bhi kha jaaye

Aadmi ki shakal achchi na ho na ... toh baatein achchi kiya karte hai

Chaand se dhoop ki umeed karna ... aur tees maar khan se imaandari ki ... dono bekaar hai

Ughta hua suraj aur bhaagta hua tees maar khan ... dono kabhi kisi ke haath nahi aate

Tube se nikla hua toothpaste ... aur tees maar khan ki diyi hui zubaan ... kabhi wapas nahi jaati

Kutte ke mooh se haddi ... aur tees maar khan ki noton ki gaddi ... dono cheenana bekaar hai

Tawaif ki lutti izzat bachana ... aur tees maar khan ko qaid karna ... dono bekaar hai

Textbook se copy karta hua student ... aur tees maar khan ke bheje se nikla hua plan ... kabhi fail nahi ho sakta

Itni dawaiyan kha raha hoon ki mera poora shareer ek chemist ki dukaan ban gaya hai

Seedhe log hamesha tedhe hi dikhte hai

Tumhara good bhi achcha ... bad bhi achcha

Makaan banao ... baatein nahi

Aankhen hai toh dekh le, nahi khulega gate ... aur bahut bookha pyasa hai, toh kahin aur jaake kha chocolate

Aasmaan mein thookne waale ko shayad yeh pata nahin hai ... ki palat ke thook unhi ke chere par giregi

Agar subah tak unka pata nahi lagaya ... toh tum lapata ho jaoge

Ring fasi toh ladki fasi

Maine teri maang kya bhar di ... tu bhar-bharke maangti phir rahi hai