Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Poori Delhi mein aisi mithai nahi milegi ... lekin is mithai mein hai na, aapko poori Delhi mil jayegi

Meri life mein toh koi problem nahi hai ... issi liye main logon ki problem solve karta hoon

Apni chaukhat ka chirag jale na jale ... yaaron ka aashiyan roshan rahe

Ladkiyon ke peeche zyada nahi bhaagna chahiye ... lautna mushkil ho jaata hai

Guess what an orgasm is called in Hindi ladies ... "charam sukh"

Zindagi mein khoob galatiyan karni chahiye aur unki saza bhi paani chahiye ... magar apni, kisi aur ki nahi ... jab tak galatiyan nahi karoge toh apni kahani kaise likhoge

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

Tu na complete package hai ... bahar se sati, andar se slutty

Jaa apni mummy ke saath ... actually mummy se hi shaadi karle ... bloody mother lover

Jitna bhi padh lo graduation, post-graduation ... par jab tak bhen*hod mangalsutra gale mein nahi lagta na ... tab tak life complete nahi hoti

Har insaan ki zindagi mein kam se kam ek mauka aisa milta hai jab woh apni kamzoriyo, apni qabiliyat aur apni fitrat se upar uth sakta hai ... apni pechaan badal sakta hai ... apne aap se behtar ban sakta hai

Dhai din ki dophari ... shaam raat amavas ki ... sheesham ke ghode par hoke savaar ... aayegi shaamat gunehgaron ki

Hindustani aadmi ka imaan koi paan supari nahi ki khaya aur thook diya ... dushman ki gardan pakad leta hai yeh imaan ... aur tab tak nahi chhodta jab tak ki dushman ke pran na nikal jaaye

Insaan ko hamesha dhoke ki umeed rakhni chahiye ... do hi cheezein pakki hai ... dhoka aur maut ... sabhi ko zindagi mein kam se kam ek baar toh naseeb hoti hi hai

Aazadi hai gunah toh kubool hai saza ... ab toh hoga wohi joh hai manzoor-e-khuda

Mat samajhna ki main chai nahi pani kam hoon ... main phataka nahi bomb hoon

Zindagi ek jung agar patni sang hai ... Sita se pyar kiya toh Ram ban gaye ... Radha se pyar kiya toh Shyam ban gaye ... aur joh kataiy zabardasti ka pyar kiya toh bhootni ke Asaram ban gaye

Mat samajhna ki haath dikhage rok lega BST hoon ... main tera khoon choos loonga EST hoon

Akeli ladki na doodh ke patele ki tarah hoti hai ... mauka dekhkar koi na koi billa mooh maarne ki koshish zaroor karega

Apni banayi cheezon pe apni hi mohar lagake bechenge

Ab zindagi ki cycle pe toh maarna padega pedal ... chahe mile ya na mile medal

Sab badiya hai

Pyar joh hai na woh ready-made nahi hota hai ... usse hai na aise pyar se sui dhaage se silna padta hai

Tumhari girlfriend bhootiya hai saale

First time dekha tujhe love ho gaya ... second time mein sab ho gaya

(Pyar se dekho) ... Arre hamari g**nd phatti huyi hai, kahan se layenge pyar

Saale itna todhunga na tujhe ... koi budget jodh nahi payega

Ab India khelna hai ... India ke liye

Switzerland jaane wala tujhe Shahabad mein hi hazaron mil jayenge aur desh mein karodon ... lekin sirf gyarah pagal honge jinka kisi ladki ko dekhke goal se dhayan nahi bhatkega ... kyun ki woh kisi pool ya gaadi ke liye goal nahi maar rahe hai ... India ke liye goal maar rahe hai

Yeh tamancha kacha mein rakho babua ... Bihari hai hum ... thook ke maatham mein chhed kar denge

Bhai pyar mein log andhe ho jaate hai ... ch*tiye nahi ho jaate

Do saal mein, chaubees mahino mein, 104 hafton mein, 102 hafte rulaya hai isne ... ek hafta per saal ki khushi ka average kaunsi relationship mein hota hai