dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Hum tum mein itne ched karenge ... ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le ... aur paadein kahan se

Panga na le faltu ... aayi bala ko taal tu

Ladki patao PR pao

Apni line khud banani chahiye ... airport ki ho yah haath ki

Mera to bas ek hi funda hai ... side uski lo jisme jeet apni ho

Roses are red, violets are blue ... Gaurav wishes good morning to you

Saala brain mein train ghoom rahi hai

Roses are red, violets are blue ... roz roz SMS karne waale, kaun hai be tu?

Reception ho yah inflation ... shadiyaan toh honi hai

Shit bhi bolti hai toh lagta hai FM baj gaya

Topi rakho ... kissi aur ko pehnana

Ye ladki? ... upar upar se, iski packeting phad ke dekho na ... das tagde bande niklenge ander se

Partner bana le please ... achcha partner nahi to sectery, assistant ... arre peon hi bana le

Tere bina kisi cheez mein mauj nahi ... na ladkiyan taadne mein, na chai mein, na chowmein mein

Yeh mehmaan naamak jeev bahut hi khunkhar hota hai ... khoon choos leta hai

Atithi woh prani hota hai ... jiske na aane ki tithi hoti hai, na jaane ki

Mujhe susu aayi hai

Ho jeb mein jab sirf pachaas dollar ... pooche kyun sawaal aaise uthake collar ... jode hai humne paise gin gin ... ho sadaa pyara motel "Happy Inn"

Ladkiya hamesha ek doosre se aaise kyun milti hai ... jaise abhi abhi pagal khane se nikli ho

Mujhe tumhe waise dekhne mein koi interest nahi hai

Pata nahi tum kaun se zamane se transport ho kar aaye ho

Kya tum chahati ho ki main chahun ki yeh hamari pehli date ho?

Thoda butter, thoda drama aur thoda tears mix karo ... and papa ki koi bhi na yes ho jaati hai

Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

Kitni baar kaha hai car saaf karte waqt ... bekaar logon se baatein mat kiya kar

Logon ke yahan Laajvanti, Gunvanti, Bhagvanti aati hai ... mere yahan Kharchvanti aa gayi hai

Mai marr bhi jaoonga lekin yeh gullu gullu nahi karoonga Mala ke saath

Shaadi pyar ka the end hai

Jail to hamra sasural hai bhaiya ... roz item girl party hogi

Aaisa kagaz ke tukdo se hum subah subah paikhane mein apna ... tarbuj pochte hai

I go out on all dates ... Sundates, Mondates all dates up till Saturdates

Baimaani hi tikau shaadi shuda jeevan ki chaabi hai