dialogues for Tag: Rowdyism

Battery nahi bolneka!

Ek din naak mein nakel daalke kheench ke leke jaaunga tujhe main yahan se

Aa raha hoon!

(Aaj kal din ache chal rahe hai tere) ... Din aur raat logon ke hote honge ... sheron ka zamana hota hai

Baniye ka dimaag ... miya bhai ki daring

Munna, Munna Michael naam hai mera ... teen batti mein kisi se bhi poochega na ... toh haath pakadke ghar pe chhodega

Hum jis din apni aukaat par aaye na ... by god us din tumhare adab ki pudiya banakar tumhare pichwade mein ghused denge ... na paadein niklengi na huggi

Log humein nahi chhodte hai ... hum logon ko chhodte hai

Emergency mein emotion nahi ... mere orders chalte hai

Mujhe is baat ka afsoos nahi hai ki main tujhe nahi jaanti ... is baat ka afsoos hai ki tu mujhe nahi jaanti

Chote kaamo mein dhamkane ke liye main koi gali ka gunda nahi thi ... par mere gharwalon ko koi chot pahunchaye toh khamosh behatne ke liye main koi sant bhi nahi thi

Usko jaake bol hum aa rele uske liye

Hide and seek toh bache khele hai ... yo hide and cheek hai

Apna aakhri shradh mana le ... kyun ki iske baad tere haath aur hathyar bhi kaam nahi aayenge

Aap jise zubaan se kotha aur dimag mein randikhana soch rahe hai na ... yeh mera ghar hai, mera watan ... aur isse pehle ke koi humein yahan se hataye ... hum uske haath, pair aur jism ka woh kya kehte hai, partition kar denge

Aaj ke baad galat time pe phone kiya na ... toh aisi laat maarenge koole pe dimple nikaal denge tumhare

Main apni aukaat batata nahi hoon ... bas dikhata hoon

Bakch*di karna ek baat hai ... aur doosre ki aankh mein aankh daalke uske chaati mein goli daagna doosri baat hai ... phatke haath mein aa jaati hai

Free mein thodi na maarenge ... ek ek ka paisa mila hai

Hum toh outsourcing karte hai ... yamraj ke liye

Karne se pehle kya sochna ... pehle karo phir daro

Waqt tha emergency ka ... mahol tha dehshat ka ... mauka tha kismat badalne ka ... woh army thi, par hum bhi toh harami the

Sharam aur main toh ek sentence mein nahi aate madam

(Abhe kaun hai be tu?) ... Sachon ke saath sacha hoon, achon ke saath acha hoon ... aur kanoon ki woh maa jiski aankhon pe patti bandi hai, us hi ka aankhon wala bacha hoon

Naam pooche se pehle diaper toh pehan lo ... saaf kya tumhara baap karega

Maal khatam ... party over ... go home!

Tujhse kitni badi galati hui hai woh tujhe teri sazaa batayegi

Deadly, dangerous ya Rocky ... is naam se mujhe woh jaante hai joh mujhe janana nahi chahte hai ... baaki sab ke liye, I'm just handsome

Isko bol gun neeche kare ... nahi toh mera team joh bahar behta hai na ... isko kamre mein le jaake itna maaregi ki 480 bhashayein jitni Bharat mein boli jaati hai, sab bolne lagega

Ab tera kaand hoga!

Sar jhukakar, jee malik bolkar khada ho jaata hai ... aisa kabali samjha hai kya ... kabali hai yeh!

Humre permission ke bagair ek aadmi ne bhi ek paise ka bhi len-den ka karobar kiya toh ... kaat ke rakh denge saala