Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Hum insaan bhi kamaal ki cheez hai ... bade bade se rocket wahan door door aasmaan tak pahuncha dete hai ... lekin joh hamare kareeb hote hai unki choti choti nafraton ko chhod nahi sakte hai

Jab tak rahe saans aur haddi ... chalti rahe gaddi ... Jai Mata Di!

Aadmi paisa kyun kamata hai ... car ke liye ... pet ke liye ... carpet ke liye ... aur kis liye

Gujaratiyon ke DNA mein hi ek aisi dadagiri hai ... ki jahan bhi jaaye, Manhattan ho ya Mumbai ... portable Gujarat saath mein le hi jaate hai

Gujarati hai na andar se ban'na padta hai, andar se ... koi khaadi pehan'ne se Gandhi nahi banta aur bhes badalne se koi Gujarati nahi banta

Kismat toh apni badi changi hai ... teri meri jodi satrangi hai

Yeh joh mummy daddy hote hai na, inko zyada paas nahi aane dena life mein ... problem ho jaati hai

Hum Gujarati patthar pe pair maare na ... toh Porbandar se pound are Dakor se dollar nikaal sakte hai

Ladki ki zindagi mein teen cheez bahut zaroori hoti hai ... look, book and cook

Motorcar pe nahi, sanskar pe dhyan do

Har Gujarati ke liye dhanda dharam ke samaan hota hai

Har jawan ladki ke baap ki soch outdated hi hoti hai

Tooti huyi gaadiyon ki marammat ho sakti hai ... toote huye rishton ki marammat karna bahut mushkil hota hai

Batwara kabhi shanti nahi laata ... sirf tabahi machata hai ... batwara aag bhadkata hai ... usse bujhata nahi

Naye mulk kabhi aman mein pehda nahi hote

(Yeh joh hum kar rahe hai, yeh theek hai) ... Ghor paap hai ... lekin yeh paap na baar baar karne se dhul jaata hai

Jab do log ek saath pyar mein rehte hai ... toh aadat pad jaati hai ek doosre ki ... aur waqt aane pad na aadat chhut'ti hai na pyar

The trouble is you think you've got the time

Yahan supari deke kisi ko jaan se maar dalna, ek decent ladka dhoondne se zyada aasaan hai

Is saal main seedhi savitri se tedhi savitri banungi

Kya success ki seedi par upar aur upar chadte jaana hi sab kuch hai ... aisi success ka kya faida joh hamare apno ko humse door karde ... unko apne saath leke chalo toh aur bhi maza aayega

Meri aadhi zindagi Mumbai ke roads pe kat'ti hai ... average commuting time Mumbai Dubai ki flight se zyada ... aur turbulence full

Mumbai you're killing me ... tu bhi andar se khokli hai ... main bhi

Himmat toh josh mein aakar koi bhi dikha sakta hai ... par sabar se kaam lena yeh har kisi ke bas ki baat nahi hai ... aur yahi fark hai ek amateur aur ek professional ke beech

Asli bahadur woh nahi hote joh camera ke peeche sawaal poochte hai ... asli bahaduri woh dikhate hai joh camera ke samne aakar sach bolne ki himmat rakhte hai

Aap natural tarike se apne imaandari ki kamai ka kaam karte jayiye ... desh pragati khud ba khud karta chala jayega

Mere se pehle bahut pehle bhi ek Newton tha ... padhai karte waqt kabhi uski baat samajh nahi aayi ... par ab kaam karte waqt aa rahi hai ... ke jab tak kuch nahi badloge na dost, kuch nahi badlega

Imaandari ke award mein sabse zyada baimaani hoti hai

Itni door se aaya hoon ... kuch toh karne do

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

Kuch toh kaam karlo ... ek dum aadat chhod doge toh kaisa chalega

Har cheez ki expiry date hoti hai ... insaan ho ya doodh ka dabba ... teri bhi aa gayi