dialogues for Tag: Women

Aadmi ki maut aur aurat ki saut ... ek baar gale padh jaye toh peecha nahi chhodti

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... but behind every unsuccessful man are there two, three, many more

Ladkiyan shikaar hoti hai ... yaar nahi

Auraton ke dil mom ke hote hai ... do meethi baaton se pighal jaate hai

99% ladkiyo ko unka mann pasand ladka mil jaata hai ... lekin 99% ladko ko unki pasand ki ladkiya kabhi nahi milti

Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh babu ... ishwar ka aashirwad hota hai ek chutki sindoor ... suhagan ke sarr ka taj hota hai ek chutki sindoor ... har aurat ka khwab hota hai ek chutki sindoor

Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ke jaisi hoti hai

Sikhni hoon main ... Bhatinda ki!

Duniya ka har bachcha aur lafda ... aurat hi paida karti hai

Duniya aurat chalati hai ... aadmi toh bas chalta hai

Shaadi ke baad duniya ki har ladki nazar aati hai ... biwi dikhai nahi deti hai

Shaadi woh keemat hai joh ek aadmi sex ke liye chukata hai ... sex woh keemat hai joh ek aurat shaadi ke liye chukati hai

Hindustani womens hockey na kuch kar payee hai ... na kuch kar payengi

Aurat ka dil aur samundar ki gherai ... maapna aasaan nahi hota hai

Chokriyan bahut mil jaati hai ... lekin Laila dobara kisi ko nahi milti

Aatma udh gayi chhodkar shareer purana ... didi tera devar deewana, kudiyon ko dale dana

Mard aur aurat mein kadhai karchi ka rishta hove ... akele rehve toh manoosiya ... aur saale saath rehve toh khana kan, khana kan, khana kan

Gents kapde seene mein main failure hoon ... issi liye main ladies tailor hoon

Mujhe do tarah ki ladkiyan pasand nahi aati ... ek woh joh mere pass aane mein bahut derr lagaye aur doosri woh joh bahut jaldi aa jaye

London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan inka koi bharosa nahi hai ... yeh kabhi bhi rang badalte rehte hai

Tum ladkiyan bhi na badi chalaak hoti ho ... jaanti sab ho lekin humse sunna chahti ho

Suna hai ladkiyan tumhari zindagi mein film role ki tarah hoti hai ... role khatam, rishta khatam

Koi bhi aadmi kisi aurat ka naam yaad rakhne ke liye ... uske saath raat nahi guzarta hai

Tum ladkiyon ka yeh bada problem hai ... ghar, career, pati, bachche, kitchen sab kuch sambhal sakti ho ... bas heartbreak ko manage nahi kar pati

Lady luck se badkar koi luck nahi hota

Koi bhi ladki apna pehla pyar kabhi nahi bhool sakti

Jab ek aurat se itna dukh utha liya ... toh doosri aurat se thoda sa sukh uthana yaar

Jaag Bharatiya naari jaag ... buri bahu bankar ghar mein laga de aag

Aaj kal ki ladkiyaan coffee peene aati hai ... kaafi dikhane aati hai

Joh ladki hum mein chahiye usse hum nahi chahiye ... aur jisse hum chahiye woh kisko chahiye

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?

Ladkiyan do kisam ki hoti hai ... high voltage, low voltage