dialogues for Tag: Comedy

I don't the trust Indians ... (sorry) ... eggjactly

Maan na maan ... no mehmaan

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Bhere izz my passport and biza

To understand you ... the elephant wear underwear ... easy

Ek phool do maali ... din paali ki raat paali

Tum jeeyo hazaron saal aur saal ke din ho pachaas hazar ... aur raatein ho ek lakh pachaas hazar

Is tarah tumhara take care karoonga ... ki tum mujhe hamesha ke liye apna caretaker banaogi

Jinke apne bistar doosron ke ghar laga karte hai ... woh teesron ke ghar ki chaddar gina nahi karte

Pehle bath phir saath ... hum aur tum din raat, din raat, din raat

Tumhe dekhkar mera badan sizzler ki tarah hot ho jaata hai ... ice cream ki tarah pighalta hai ... boiled ande ki tarah ubalta hai

Woh na pichle janam mein sudhra tha, na is janam mein sudhra hai, na agle janam mein sudhrega

Be positive yaar

Aapka dimaag cassette ki tarah dono taraf chalta hai ... A side bhi, B side bhi

Badminton court jao, tennis court jao, food court jao ... lekin woh court mat jaana

Meri toh har raat suhaag raat hoti hai

Khoobsurati ki tareef na ho ... toh khoobsurati ki tauheen kehlati hai

Woh maut bhi kitni haseen hogi ... apne janaze ke paas dus barah kudiyan namkeen hogi

Mere Sohni Mahiwal ki love story ke andar interval toh ho sakta hai ... lekin the end kabhi nahi hona chahiye

Jab koi tumhe touch karta hai na ... toh main bahut touchy ho jaata hoon

Vadi vadi country ke andar chotiyan chotiyan dressan paake ... te puppiyan, te jhappiyan maarke rijha le apne pati nu

Jaag Bharatiya naari jaag ... buri bahu bankar ghar mein laga de aag

Thappa ko ishq ne bana diya langda ... varna woh bhi karta disco aur bhangra

Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai

Khane ke baad aaram karna bhi utna hi zaroori hai ... jitna khujli hone par khujlana

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ke ... "Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai"

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ... "Yeh aasoon saline water hai, Pushpa isse poch do"

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ... "Tumhe aam khane se matlab hai, ya gutliyan ginne se?"

Har Mummy ka khana yummy hota hai

Poore bheje ka bhurji aur shareer ka shrikhand bana daala iske

Zindagi cash se nahi, credit card se bhi nahi ... credit pe chalti hai

Life ne apna bahut kheech liye ... tum bhi apna photo kheech lo