dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Bhai mat bol ... emotional ho jaata hoon main

Chupe chupe se sarkar nazar aate hai ... dil ki barbaadi ke aasaar nazar aate hai

Main tujhse pyar da petrol maanga tha ... tune toh petrol chidakkar meri pyar di gaadi hi jala di

Hamare naseeb mein champagne nahi ... sirf pain hai

Arre kaan mein gobar pack kar liye ho ka? ... saala teesra time ring kar rahe hai

Kuch log property banate hai aur kuch log property ka istimaal karte hai ... aur joh log property ka istimaal karte hai ... woh buddhiman hote hai

Har kamine ko apni izzat pyari hoti hai

Suhaagraat mein baraati nahi aate

Apni chaukhat ka diya ... giving light to neighbor's house

Joh log aaish karte hai woh ash ban jaate hai

Har aadmi ko ek baar shaadi zaroor karni chahiye ... kyun ki har shaadi-shuda aadmi seedha swarg mein jaata hai ... (kaise) ... kyun ki narak se toh woh guzar chuka hota hai

Doosre ka suitcase aur doosre ki biwi ko haath nahi lagana chahiye

Kaika Dilli hai bhaiya, dil toh hai hi nahi kisi ke paas

Abe chai mangi thi, parliament se ayegi kya?

Bhagwan ko malum tha ki aadmi saala kuch kare na kare lekin daru zaroor piyega ... isiliye usne aadmi ko ek dimag, ek thopda, ek dil de diya ... lekin kidney do de diya, ki agar ek kharab ho jaye toh aadmi doosri se apna kaam chalata rahe

Graduate samajh ke humko line maar rahi hai kya?

Thoda sa hamari taraf se bhi ro dena

Bada kamzor leg piece hai ... is murghi ko polio ho gaya tha kya?

Achche log jaldi upar jaate hai ... achcha hua main achcha nahi hua

Achcha hua sanam hum bewafaa nikle ... wafaadar toh kutte hote hai

Chor ke ghar mein chori karne ko paap nahi kehte

Mere aage hai jannat, toh aaj teri shaamat hai ... dil yun kisiko dena, mardo ki buri aadat hai

Thukai aur kamai mein ek se zyada zariya hona bahut zaroori hai ... varna khud ki thukti hai

Ab dekh tamasha ... dhikhata hoon tereko Bipasha

Police asli ho ya nakli ... aati saali hamesha late hi hai

Sex aur chocolate dono ek hi type ka maza dete hai ... fark sirf itna hai ... ek mein wrapper nikalna padhta hai aur doosre mein aaj kal chadhana padhta hai

Jahan dekhi laundiya, nachne laga dandiya

Iski janam kundli mein toh sab kundli maarkar behthey hain

Galati toh galati se hoti hai na?

Yeh raat ko teen se paanch ka joh waqt hota hai na ... woh bilkul Kumbhkaran ka time hota hai

Hum bhi woh hai ... joh door se boo ko soong lete hai

Agar tum meri zindagi mein nahi hoti, toh main kya hota? ... bina jeb ki pant hota, bina sole ka juta hota, bina dil ke shareer hota