dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Mai Hyderabad ki potti ... aankhan nikaal ke goti khelti goti

Yeh kya badi badi aankhan leke tukur tukur dekhri ... teri gardan chicken ke jaise kaatko, chicken biryani mein daalti

Karz tumhara aur farz hamara?

Agar main fail ho gayi toh mujhe hi taye pe talogi tum

Itne saare log aur itni kam akal

Ladki ko bhagake laane mein ek bahut bada faida hai ... ladki baar baar maa baap ke paas jaane ki dhamki toh nahi degi

Lift woh gift hai joh aap jaise logon ko dene ke liye bani hai

Ab yeh duniya, yeh mehfil mere kaam ki nahi ... Vaijanti ki jawani koi daam ki nahi

Tumhari bakwaas sunne ke saath saath ... mujhe business bhi chalana hai

Main isse hypnotize karega aur tujhe surprise karega

Mumbai shehar ki har bimaari hum mein dekh kar bhaag jati hai

Hum crime ke tambu mein, yun bambu ghusedenge

Lambi hai taangein, mast hai chaal ... Brahmi Amla Kesh Tel ke lambe lambe baal ... gaal hai laal, ladki hai malamaal ... uff, uspe uske goggle ki mazboot hai dhaal

Kai baar logon ke liye yeh faisla karna mushkil ho jaata hai ... ki hamara dil bada hai yah hamara bungla

Main haare hue logon se haath nahi milati

Tum ladkiyan seedhe sawaal ka seedha jawaab kyun nahi de sakti?

Mera cheese omelette toh uske samne nacheez omelette hai

Jab jab paapiyon ka bhav badta hai ... tab tab paapiyon ka papad banane koi na koi aa hi jaata hai

Baahon mein Tina, kamar mein Meena, kandhon mein Leena aur sar par Henna ... yaar tune toh apne pyar ka ek Jumbo circus banakar rakha hai

Hum jatt log hai ... hum mein jet lag nahi hota

Wahan itni thand hoti hai, itni thand hoti hai ... ki gaye na doodh nahi, seedha ice cream de deti hai

Tumhara pyar night long hai ... aur mera pyar life long hai

Hello Mrs. Agarkar ... we all know you love purana cricketer Gavaskar ... but we are very very sorry to tell you there is no one greater than apna Sachin Tendulkar

Fashion ki shuruvat Adam aur Eve se hui thi

Kamaal ka country hai America ... hum powder lagate hai aur woh powder khate hai

Hindustan mein jab tak aapki jeb mein paisa hai ... log poochte hai kaisa hai?

Agar main yeh bomb tere sar pe rakhoonga toh pehle kya phatega ... yeh bomb ya tera sar ... (tu bata kya phatega) ... sabse pehle teri phategi

Kaan mein baali, mooh mein gaali, dimaag se khaali

Isse toh software or underwear ka bhi farak pata nahi

Taqdeer tera bistara garam karna chahti hai ... aur tujhe sofe pe sona hai

Saara din tu bhaukega ... ya kaatega bhi

Taqdeer woh chinaal hai ... joh mere saath nahi soti