dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Tumne toh bina petrol ke mere dil mein woh aag laga di hai ... jisse samundar bhi nahi bujha sakta

Parbaton se aaj main takra gaya ... yeh pakad le laya, main aa gaya

Public garden mein phool hote hai, tum jaise kaante nahi ... factory mein bonus hota hai, aaise badhe badhe ghaate nahi

Miss sweety, my honey ... tum aircondition taxi ho ... sexy sexy ho

Kahiye kahan se aana hua ... chehra toh hai pehchana hua

Hum pehle mulaqat karte hai ... phir pyar ki barsaat karte hai, phoolon ki barsaat karte hai ... uske baad hum mukka laat karte hai

Duniya yeh gol hai, andhar se hole hai, rupaiya ka mol hai, baki sab jhol hai ... income ho unda toh patni maare danda ... jeevan ki gaadi bhanvar mein hai, bada problem hai bhaiya ... kyun ki aamdani atthani, kharcha rupaiya

Yahan wahan sare jahan mein hamara raj hai ... jawani toh deewani zindabad hai

Aap jis school ki KG mein padh rahe hai na ... hum uske principal reh chuke hai

Abhe sadhe huye aam ki gutli ... bagair chai ki ketli ... paan ki potli ... bagair aankh ki putli

Abhe oye sadhe huye unde ke double half-fry ... gumnaam shehar ke jhulte minar ... geele papad ki paidavar ... takle ki taal, kharbhuje ki khaal, bin batti ki dhaal ... maroonga ek kaan ke neeche, awaaz aayegi tere naak ke neeche ... badbudar chailay, phatte huye thayle, mailay guzelay ... teri yeh majhaal ki tu apun ke saath khele

Abhe oye sadhe huye tamatar ki phu-phundi waali chutney ... baasi kadhi ke baas marte huye besan ... zamane ke bighade huye fashion ... jaale huye aloo ki kaalak, keedhe pade huye paalak ... phitkari ki phitkar, auraton ki dhutkar ... dekh kaise khadi karta hoon main teri khaat aur kaise lagata hoon main teri vaat

Keep it up ... nahi toh ek ghup, seedha up

Jaise ek ghar mein do kitchen nahi hote hai na ... vaise ek ghar mein do brain nahi hone chahiye

Kya haath paya hai, saare ke saare devi devtaon ka saath hai ... rahu ketu ka ghulam hai, wahan shani ka kya kaam hai

Tere huzoor se sab sharmsar hokar chale ... shikar karne ko aaye the, shikaar hokar chale

Humse garmi aur garibi bardaasht nahin hoti

Puttar, puttar, puttar ... now you give me uttar

Kutta paalo, billi paalo, yahan tak ki saanp paalna ... par galatfahmi mat paalna

Agar tujh mein dum hai saaki toh Qutub Minar ko hilake dikha ... agar dum nahi hai toh mere naal beht, do goont maar ... aur Qutub Minar ko hilta dekh

Uske gaal, uske baal arre kya kamaal ... aur uski chaal karde halaal ... uski kalai hai ram duhai, pure malai ... aur uska badan phoolon ka chaman ... aur uski aankhen sone ke button

Woh itna kamina hai ki faltu mein apni arthi par bhi nahi letega

Kayi baatein is chewing gum ki tarah hoti hai ... jab tak mooh mein rehti hai achcha lagta hai ... bahar aate hi pareshani ban jaati hai

Jodi toh hoti hai gajar aur mooli ki ... red and white absolutely bright ... log kahenge dekho inka pyar, inka laad ... just like a salad

Aye main Shankar dada ... baat karne nahi ka zyada ... poora ka poora aadmi ka kar doonga aadha

Is aurat ke mann mein chupa hai paap ... bachche ka woh padosi hai baap

Every Sunday is not a day

Gaon ki shudh hawa khai hai maine, cigarette ha dhuan nahi ... faulad ka seena hai mera, haddiyon ka pinjra nahi

Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat

Pressure aa gaya ... pressure aa gaya ... haai pressure aa gaya

Agar subah subah sandaas jana hai toh singer banna padega

Sunday ko aa ... Sunday ko mast naha do ke aa