dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Apna desh phir bhi apna desh hota hai ... aur apna khana, apna khana hota hai

Cancer ke mareez ka ilaaj ho sakta hai magar ... mohabbat ke maare ka nahi

Yeh ball ko hole mein dalta hai ... main life ko hole mein dalta hoon

Yeh kaun hai yaar ... chalu episode mein commercial break ki tarah beech mein aa jata hai

By God, dil garden garden ho gaya!

Aapka haath hai ya hathoda ... aapke hisse ko kis hadse ne toda

Kya sher farmaya hai aapne ... Majnu ki jagah Ranjhe ko chipkaya hai aapne

Yeh ladkiyan bhi na yaar sab samajhti hai ... par pata nahi hum ladkon ko kya samajhti hai

Bhabhijaan, aap hum mein apnaye na apnaye ... hum aapko mooh dikhayi mein mile hai

Bhangi nakhu, todi nakhu, bhukko kari nakhu

Sameer hawa ka jhoka

Baja toh rahe ho dunka ... par jana na padhe Sri Lanka

Sabzi kharab ho toh usse phek dete hai ... lekin aadmi kharab hai kaike, usse phekte nahi ... sudhaar lete hai

Aye param pita parmeshwar ... maar maar ke pahucha diya Mahabaleshwar

Ban toh raha hai Birla ... par pahunch na jana Kerala

Aaisi ki uski dhulai ... ki seedha pahucha diya Bhilai

Kaat dete hai iska patta ... pahuncha dete hai isse Calcutta

Kardo aaisi ghatna ... woh seedhe pahunche Patna

Bhaisaab dete hai gali pe gali ... lagta hai jana padega mujhe Kullu Manali

Aap achche achchon ko hila daalte hai ... naak ke baal jala daalte hai

Main tumhari pungi bajaonga!

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

Jab tak tum hum mein apna nahi manogi hum yunhi aadhi raat ko aate rahenge ... hum tumhare dil par apne pyar ka chewing gum chipkakar rahenge ... prem patra ke patthar maarte rahenge

Share bazar mein lute huye vyapari ki tarah roiye ... club mein haare huye juari ki tarah roiye ... signal pe bheek maangte huye bikhari ki tarah roiye ... magar roiye, please roiye

Chaar kilo alu kha gaya bhalu ... tu bhi chalu aur main bhi chalu

Joh kaam maine itni umar mein nahi kiya ... tune itni si umar mein kar liya?

Tareef toh us khuda ki hai jisne yeh jahan banaya ... jisne aapko ladki waala aur hum mein ladke waala banaya

Thoda roothegi, thoda cheekhegi, thoda chilayegi ... dil kehta hai ek din haseena maan jayegi

Main "gaa" bajhata hoon toh "saa" bajhta hai, main "paa" bajhata hoon toh "maa" bajhta hai ... yane ki main kuch bhi bajha saku, usse pehle meri bajh jaati hai

Hum amir is liye hain ki kyun ki ... hum mein gareebon ko gareeb banaye rakhne ki technique aati hai

Humne chidiya ka naksha manga tha, chidiye ke ghosle ka nahi

Har nakamyab aadmi ke andar ek kavi chupa hi hota hai ... aur har kamyab kavi doosri sab cheezon mein nakamyab rehta hai