dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Yeh toh laal mirch hai teekhi teekhi ... haath lagao toh haath jale ... mooh lagao toh mooh jale ... dil lagao toh dil jale

Meri toh na usse Hello hai na Hi hai ... na jaan hai na pehchaan hai ... na dua hai na salaam hai

Bura joh kaam karta hai woh manzil se bhatakta hai ... kamina lakh baande boriyan, magar ek din atakta hai

Aadmi naujawan ho yah meri tarah tajurbekar ... raat ko aurat se jhagde mein kabhi nahi jeet sakta

Main bura toh hoon par bahut nahi ... thoda acha bhi hoon

Yahan tourist guide, jyotish wala, ayurved wala, allopathy, homeopathy, Sitapati, Ganpati, Laxmipati sara main hi hoon ... all in all main hi hoon

Yeh duniya banane waala apni hi duniya mein aakar besahara ho gaya ... tu kis khet ki mooli hai?

Is Bambai shehar mein jhagda karne se sar phoote na phoote ... lekin mohabbat karne se dil tootne ka guarantee

Sunday ke baad monday, rupaye ke char ande ... khaye kisi aur ne dande, ab raj kar rahe hai mushtande

Agar main chota kaam karoonga na ... toh chota hi ban kar reh jaonga

Assi tussi piyange lassi

Ishq jab ek taraf hoye toh sazaa deta hai ... aur jab dono taraf hoye toh mazaa deta hai

Pyar ke mamle mein aur khane ke mamle mein ... doosre ki marzi mein apni marzi ki taang nahi adana chahiye

Haai gul-e-gulzar, jaan-e-bahar ... vaise kaafi ho vazandar

Lambe lambe baal Bengal ke, sudol jism UP ka, gora rang Kashmir ka, kali kali aankhen Madras ki ... aaisa lagta hai jaisa pura Hindustan ek hi soorat mein sama gaya ho

Cheel ki chaunch mein angoor, khuda ki kudrat ... pehlu-e-hoor mein langoor, khuda ki kudrat

Kya garmi hai inke pyar mein ... undon mein se bachche nikal aaye

Opposition agar janta ko bhashan deti hai ... toh hum janta ko ration denge

Ye mauka haath se mat jaane dena ... jhappi maar ke pappi le lena

Ek ek kona toh sabke paas hai ... magar ladki kisi ko bhi nahi milti

Sharaab peena bahut zaroori hai ... varna zindagi adhoori hai

Mere bedroom ka darwaza bhi meri tarah romantic hai ... ladki andar aa jaye aur jab tak romance poora na ho ... tab tak khulta hi nahi hai

Mujh jaise vakil se kabhi mat lena panga ... varna kapde pehne rahoge aur duniya samjhegi nanga

Tera bhi jawaab nahi uparwaale ... chokri na mili, naukri mil gayi ... stree na mili, istree mil gayi

Chor jab maal pakadta hai, toh usse tijori thodi yaad rehti hai?

Jawani bhi aisi hi car hai jis mein brake nahi hota

Unke dekhne se joh aa jaati hai chehre pe raunak ... woh samajhte hai bimaar ka haal achcha hai

Jumma aaye, jumma jaye ... lekin is chumme ki nishani kabhi na mitne paye

Girne waala gehrai thodi dekhta hai

Atyachari, durachari ... tu jaanta hai main hoon bal-brahmachari

Mujhpe aaisa aarop ... ab dekh mera prakop

Alla re alla inspector Bhinde alla ... haath mein leke kanoon ka tala