dialogues for Tag: Adult

Agar nahin kaata na, toh aaisi jagah katunga ... tu confuse ho jayega ki pant pehnu yah ghagra

Aadmi ki sabse badi tradegy kya hai pata hai? ... log lust ko pyar samajhne lagte hai

Arre 'V' 'O' ... tumcha aaicha gho

Ghanta! Ghanta! ... mera kuch bighadoge tum log

Dost do kisam ke hote hai ... ek woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe bhi phone kiya ja sakta hai ... and you know ki they will be there for you ... aur doosre woh jinhe raat ke do bajhe hi phone kiya jaata hai

Zara si savdaani ... zindagi bhar aasaani

Jhooti aastha nahi, raasta sachcha doonga ... tum mera haath pakad lo, main tumhe bachcha doonga

Let's rock under your frock

Wahan hote na ... toh gand phatke haath mein aa jaati

Tum log suno-gay ... toh hairan ho jao-gay ... pata nahi kya socho-gay ... kya samajho-gay ... aur mere liye kya kaho-gay

Just because we don't have them ... doesn't mean we don't know how to kick them

Daal ke bataya nahi jaata ... aur bata ke daala nahi jaata

Aapki 'V' kab gayi?

See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling

Sexy hona full time kaam hai

Ek baar mard hang ho gaya toh phir woh female kya ... e-mail ke layak bhi nahi reh jaata

Joh bistar pe zabaan dete hai ... woh aksar badal jaate hai

Zindagi jhaant hai ... phir bhi thaant hai

Bina kapde ke kaali gori sab ek jaisi dikhti hai

Jab naak se khoon moot ki tarah beh raha hota hai ... phatke haath mein aa jaati hai

Maut aankhon ke samne hoti hai na ... toh achchon achchon ki Gateway of India ho jaati hai

Hamaade gaon mein chuttad dhone se pehle ... tamancha chalana sikhate hai

Sutli bomb hai yeh ... desi tamancha

Tumhara ishq, ishq ... aur humara ishq, sex

Peepal talle padenge ... aur nadi naare hugne jayenge ... kya thundi thundi hawa lagegi pichwaare mein

Chutiyam sulphate!

Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki

Ladkiyan kisi bhi ladke ke dil ka size dekhti hai ... kisi aur cheez ka nahi

Between two legs itna danda maarenge ... ki na bajne layak rahoge na bajane layak

Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadhar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai?

Balls to you and your dosti man!

Aaisa kagaz ke tukdo se hum subah subah paikhane mein apna ... tarbuj pochte hai