dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Woh nahi koi aur sahi ... koi aur nahi koi aur sahi

Maike se aaja biwi, teri yaad mein ho gayi TB ... main kheer samajhkar kha loonga, teri jooti bhi teri gaali bhi

Aaj kal toh do hi logon ko kaam milta hai ... joh bahut neeche hai, mazdoori karte hai ... ya toh bahut oonche hai ... is jaise beech waale logon ka haal toh beech waalon jaisa ho gaya hai ... taali bajao aur paisa maango

Tum kya samajhti ho Krishna bhagwan tumhe bachane aayenge ... woh Mahabharat mein aaye the ... is Bharat mein nahi aayenge

Maska hai maska ... ekdum jhakaas!

Zukham kamzor aadmi ko hota hai

Jeevan mein teen cheezon se hamesha parez rakhiye ... shakkar, namak aur neta

Aaj pehli baar pata chala ki ... sabhi goron ka dil kaala nahi hota

Devi devta naraaz ho jaye toh aadmi pareshan ho jaata hai ... lekin aadmi naraaz ho jaye toh devi devta parwah hi nahi karte

Taala mazboot hone se kuch nahi hota hai ... darwaza mazboot hona chahiye

Socho kuch, bolo kuch, dekho kuch, dikhao kuch, karo kuch ... ho jaye kuch ... samajh mein aaya kuch?

Chand ki thandak bhi hai, ishq ki garmi bhi hai, farsh ki sakti bhi hai, jism ki narmi bhi hai ... thodi besharmi bhi hai

Duniya mein ek hi Majnu hai, duniya mein ek hi Laila hai ... ek haath mein glass pakado, doosre haath mein thaila hai

No Bond, no three-knot-three (303) ... chuttiyon mein bilkul free

Gaadi aur meri aadat kuch milti jhulti hai ... chalte chalte chalti hai aur rukte rukte rukti hai

Yeh kahan le aaye kaptan ... nazar aata nahi koi makan ... sirf kabristan kabristan

Main us Mahabharat ka Arjun hoon ... jis Mahabharat ke Duryodhan aap hai

Chalo utho ... abhi tumhe bahut pitna hai

Main tumhare accountant ka beta hoon ... aur yeh pitai tumhare account mein bahut dino se likhi thi

Inki taarif kya karen ... yeh toh sarr se paun tak taarif hi taarif hai

Hamari zindagi ka tambu teen bambuon pe khada hua hai ... shayari, sharaab aur aap

Dar badar sarr patakne se bhala kya hoga ... wahi hoga joh taqdeer mein likha hoga

Sharaabi ko sharaabi nahi toh kya pujari kahoge ... gehun ko gehun nahi toh kya jwari kahoge

Mooche ho to Nathulalji jaise ho ... varna na ho

Aaj kal ke daud mein hasi ki phasal ughti kahan hai

Jigar ka dard upar se kahin malum hota hai? ... ki jigar dard upar se nahin malum hota hai

Agar naali ke keeday ko duniya bhar ka sabun ikattha karke bhi saaf kiya jaye, usko dhoya jaye ... toh bhi woh gande ka ganda hi rahega

Bachche ka pet kharab hua toh usko julaab dena ... badhe ke dimaag kharab hua toh usko sharab dena

Tum aadmi mamuli nahi bahut azeem ho ... agar yeh Anarkali hai toh tum uske Salim ho

Buddhoo samajhke karta hai meri maskari ... gusse mein aaonga toh kar donga teri kir-kiri

Gabrana mat ab main loogna iski jaan ... isse gilori banake khaonga jaise ho Banarasi paan

Vishvas mat karna ispe, naqli hai iska jhanda ... kabhi kutte ke pet se nikla hai murgi ka unda?