dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Manushya ko makhan mein baal ki tarah, samudra mein jaal ki tarah aur yudh mein dhaal ki tarah rehna chahiye

Thair paapi ... main teri zubaan kheench ke loonga

Shaant gadadhari Bheem, shaant

Thoda khao, thoda pheko

Maine cheer haran ka idea drop kar diya hai

Sharabi toh sharabi ki madad karega

Desh ki unnati ki pehchaan, agar kisi cheez se hoti hai ... toh woh hai gutter

Nalayak, adharmi, durachari, mamachari, bhrashtachari, bol sorry!

Draupadi teri akele ki nahi hai ... hum sab shareholder hai

Joh hamari baat nahi maanta ... main usse singh maarke Singapore bana deta hoon

Maalik, aapke charno ki lagi hui dhool ko mera namaskar

Ek toh waise teri shakal kharab hai, upar se royega aur manhus lagega

Yeh coat aur pant kya pehen liya, apne aap ko Rajkot samajh behte? ... humse uljhoge toh hum tumhe Pathankot bana denge yaad rakhna

Main tumhe Kashmir se baghakar, Jammu mein girakar, Delhi mein uthakar, Bhopal mein ghumakar, Madras mein nachakar, Kanyakumari mein thokar maarkar ... Lanka ke samundar mein phek doonga

Tumhari yeh baat sunkar mera dil Hyderabad ki tarah aabad ho gaya

Mere hi kutte ne mujhe kaata

Jaise ki rahi bina rasta suna, sindoor bina maang suni, aur pyar bina jeevan suna hota hai ... vaise hi seeshay ke bina khidki suni hoti hai

Jiske seene mein dil nahi usse dil ki bemaari kaise ho sakti hai?

Mazaa toh jab hai aa jaye kahin unki tabhiyat bhi ... zara woh bhi toh jaane karvatein kyun kar badalte hai

Naya naya hosh hai aur naya naya josh hai

Tum mujhe naukar hone se kya retire karoge ... main khud tumhe malik hone se retire karta hoon

Jawaani unhi ke liye hai joh jawaan hai

Jin jin cheezon se zindagi, zindagi lagti hai ... kambhakt doctor unhi ko cheen lete hai

Hamare desh mein ... kaam dhoondna bhi ek kaam hai

Pani mein dubohkar, shareer ko bhighokar ... sabun laga lagakar nahana padega

Agar maa ki mamta ho sakti hai ... toh kya baap ki bapta nahi ho sakti

Blessing in disguise ... makes man healthy, wealthy and wise

Joh darwaaze pehle se hi khule hoon ... woh khat-khataye nahi jaate

Kamre tak chhodne waale kabhi kabhi kamre ke andhar tak aa jaate hai

I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english ... because english is a very funny language

Bhai bahut badiyan, bahut badiyan, bahut badiyan!

Pehle mal-malke nahaongi ... aur phir aapki bahon mein aaongi