Jokes | चुटकुले
#4412 | Female (महिला)
ladkewale- aapki beti kya karti hai?
Ladkiwale- aaj hi tata docomo ka naya card liya hai. 60 paise me 100 sms karti hai
Ladkiwale- aaj hi tata docomo ka naya card liya hai. 60 paise me 100 sms karti hai
#4411 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
WIFE Night Me Pati Se- MERI TARAF FACE KAR K SO
JAO NA,
MUZE DARR LAG RAHA HAI...
HUSBAND- AACHA AUR MAI BHALE HE DAR KE MARE MAR
JAU..
;)
JAO NA,
MUZE DARR LAG RAHA HAI...
HUSBAND- AACHA AUR MAI BHALE HE DAR KE MARE MAR
JAU..
;)
#4410 | Male (आदमी)
Reason xplained by a gal after Breakup:
Agar wo jaan b mang leta to hans ke de deti..
Par
Kambakht ne Facebook ka Password mang liya..
Agar wo jaan b mang leta to hans ke de deti..
Par
Kambakht ne Facebook ka Password mang liya..
#4409 | Female (महिला)
girl1- mujhe mere lover k sath bike pe jate mere papa ne dekh liya.
Girl2- acha fir kya hua?
Girl1- fir kya bus ke paise wapas mang liye..
Girl2- acha fir kya hua?
Girl1- fir kya bus ke paise wapas mang liye..
#4408 | Male (आदमी)
Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari th!k karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukrte he
Dr-Aap to lucky ho
Lady-Ni,kal inki bv mayke se lautne wali he.
Dr-Aap to lucky ho
Lady-Ni,kal inki bv mayke se lautne wali he.
#4407 | Male (आदमी)
Snta-Muje Sanskrit Sikha do
Pndit-Q?
Snta-Devtao ki Bhasha h Swarg Me Kaam Aygi
P-Agr Narq Gya To?
Snta-Gaalio ka diploma Delhi Belly se kr lia h!
Pndit-Q?
Snta-Devtao ki Bhasha h Swarg Me Kaam Aygi
P-Agr Narq Gya To?
Snta-Gaalio ka diploma Delhi Belly se kr lia h!
#4406 | Male (आदमी)
Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai ,aur rang bhi bahut gora hai. Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon??
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Doctor:'KUNDI'
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Doctor:'KUNDI'
#4405 | Male (आदमी)
Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”
#4404 | Male (आदमी)
Surgeon: I m sry. It seems my rubber glove is left inside u after operation. We'll hv to operate u again
Chikku: Salya Ro na
chak 20rs. Nava le li
Chikku: Salya Ro na
chak 20rs. Nava le li
#4403 | Male (आदमी)
Waiter: 10 RS ki tip meri insult hai
Yeda: To phir?
Waiter: 20 Rs to do!
Yeda: Nhi yaar mein tumhari double insult Nahi kar Sakta..
Yeda: To phir?
Waiter: 20 Rs to do!
Yeda: Nhi yaar mein tumhari double insult Nahi kar Sakta..
#4402 | Naughty (नटखट)
God Imran Hashmi se: Agle janam me kya banna pasand karoge?
Imran: Rawan.
God: Wo Kyu?
Imran: 1 munh se ki$$ kar kar k thak gaya hu. :D
Imran: Rawan.
God: Wo Kyu?
Imran: 1 munh se ki$$ kar kar k thak gaya hu. :D
#4401 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
SANTA:Meri BV Bahut Busy Rehti Hai
BANTA:Wo Kaise ?
SANTA:Monday to Friday
Ekta Kapoor K Serial Me.
aur
Sat-Sunday Meri Galti Nikalne Me.
BANTA:Wo Kaise ?
SANTA:Monday to Friday
Ekta Kapoor K Serial Me.
aur
Sat-Sunday Meri Galti Nikalne Me.
#4400 | Male (आदमी)
traffic police notebook nikal k bola-'Naam?'
Ladka-'Trikulavattyya Thekkeparambli Swami'
Police (Notebook band karte hue)-'Aage se gadi jara dhire chalana!'
Ladka-'Trikulavattyya Thekkeparambli Swami'
Police (Notebook band karte hue)-'Aage se gadi jara dhire chalana!'
#4399 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Boy-Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho?
Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H
Boy-Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hme To Mistri ko Diya Tha Theke Pe.
Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H
Boy-Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hme To Mistri ko Diya Tha Theke Pe.
#4398 | School (स्कूल)
College ke peeche nadi mein principle doob raha tha
pappu ne dekha aur zor zor se chillate huwe bhaaga
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Kal chutti hai...
kal chutti hai...
pappu ne dekha aur zor zor se chillate huwe bhaaga
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Kal chutti hai...
kal chutti hai...
#4397 | Male (आदमी)
Santa radio thik karwane gya.
Mechanic ne dekh k kha: Ye thik hai,Mausam kharab hai,Isliye nhi chal rha.
Santa: Le 100rs,Mausam nya daal de.
Mechanic ne dekh k kha: Ye thik hai,Mausam kharab hai,Isliye nhi chal rha.
Santa: Le 100rs,Mausam nya daal de.
#4396 | Male (आदमी)
Train me Warning likhi thi
'Bina Ticket wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar.'
Santa : Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar rahe hain Wo sab saale bewkuf hai..
'Bina Ticket wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar.'
Santa : Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar rahe hain Wo sab saale bewkuf hai..
#4395 | Male (आदमी)
Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Ausat Mrityu Dar Kya Hai?
Banta: Shatpratishat
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota Hai,
Wo Mar Hi Jata Hai...
Banta: Shatpratishat
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota Hai,
Wo Mar Hi Jata Hai...
#4394 | Kid (बच्चा)
Santa 2 dad:car ki chabi do
College me function h,
Dd:Car?
S:10lakh ki car me junga rob pdega
D:Ye le 10rs 48 lakh ki bus me ja zyada rob Padega
College me function h,
Dd:Car?
S:10lakh ki car me junga rob pdega
D:Ye le 10rs 48 lakh ki bus me ja zyada rob Padega
#4393 | Marriage (शादी)
Newly Married Couple-
Wife- Humari Shaadi Ko Purre 24 Ghante Ho Gaye Hai..
Husband- Aur Dekho Lagta Hai Jaise Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho.
Wife- Humari Shaadi Ko Purre 24 Ghante Ho Gaye Hai..
Husband- Aur Dekho Lagta Hai Jaise Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho.
#4392 | Male (आदमी)
Bv-Maine ap k B'day pr itni Mehngi Chiz kharidi h k ap dekhteHi khush ho jaoge
Pati-Shukra h Tuje mera khyal to aya Dikhao
Bv-Abi pehan k ati hu.
Pati-Shukra h Tuje mera khyal to aya Dikhao
Bv-Abi pehan k ati hu.
#4391 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
TCHER:Agar dunya ki saAri Aurton ka chehra 1 jesa hota to kya hota?
SANTA:Hona kya tha sir?
Gas Cylinder ki tarah aaj iske ghar kal uske ghar.:P
SANTA:Hona kya tha sir?
Gas Cylinder ki tarah aaj iske ghar kal uske ghar.:P
#4390 | Lovers (प्रेमी)
12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne KISS Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha- Kya Hua
Ladka- Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu.
Ladki Ne KISS Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha- Kya Hua
Ladka- Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu.
#4389 | Kid (बच्चा)
Couple Date Pr the
Baap ne dekh lia & cal kia-Beti,kaha ho?
Beti-Paper dene ayi hu
Baap-Zara dhyan se,Is papr ka result aya to jaan le lunga.
Baap ne dekh lia & cal kia-Beti,kaha ho?
Beti-Paper dene ayi hu
Baap-Zara dhyan se,Is papr ka result aya to jaan le lunga.
#4388 | General (सामान्य)
2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre ke bagal me admit the..
1st- Kisne maara?
2nd- Arey koi ni, ek ladki mujhe dekh k itna chillayi ke heart attack aa gya.....
1st- Kisne maara?
2nd- Arey koi ni, ek ladki mujhe dekh k itna chillayi ke heart attack aa gya.....
#4387 | Male (आदमी)
Pati: Tumhe Bhagvaan Ne Khubsurti Aur Bevkufi Sath Kyo Di? Patni: Taki Tum Shadi Ka Paigam Do Aur Mai Use Manzur Kar Lu
#4386 | Male (आदमी)
BANTA Ne HAJAMAT Ki Dukan Kholi..
Santa SHAVE Karane Aya.
Banta:- Muchh Rakhni Hai
SAnta-Ha
Banta(Mucch Kaat Ke)-Le Rakh Le, Jahan Rakhni Hai.
Santa SHAVE Karane Aya.
Banta:- Muchh Rakhni Hai
SAnta-Ha
Banta(Mucch Kaat Ke)-Le Rakh Le, Jahan Rakhni Hai.
#4385 | Marriage (शादी)
1st Boy:
Yaar main aisa kya karu k Teri Shaadi k baad me Teri Biwi ko Film Dikhane le jau aur Tujhe Bura b na lge.??
2nd Boy:
Meri Shadi Apni Behen se kra d..
Yaar main aisa kya karu k Teri Shaadi k baad me Teri Biwi ko Film Dikhane le jau aur Tujhe Bura b na lge.??
2nd Boy:
Meri Shadi Apni Behen se kra d..
#4383 | Kid (बच्चा)
PATNI: Sunte ho
padoswale Guptaji ki beti ko Maths mein 99 marks mile hain.
PATI: Are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya?
PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai!!
padoswale Guptaji ki beti ko Maths mein 99 marks mile hain.
PATI: Are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya?
PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai!!
#4382 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
WIFE:jab aap chasma utarte ho to bahut handsome lagte ho
HUSBAND:jb mein chasma utarta hoon to tum bhi bhahut khoobsoorat lagti ho!
HUSBAND:jb mein chasma utarta hoon to tum bhi bhahut khoobsoorat lagti ho!
#4381 | Kid (बच्चा)
Raman Exhibition Dekh Raha Tha, Usne Ruk Kar Sanchalak Se Kaha: Kya Ise Modern Art Kehte Hai? Sanchalak: Ji Nahi, Ise Hum Aaina Kahte Hain.