Jokes | चुटकुले
#4380 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
Santa:-Socha tumhe call kar loo, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi.
Jito:-Aur wo jo mujhse 5 minute pehle lad ke gaye they uska kya?
Santa:-Oh....phir ghar ka no. lag gaya.
Jito:-Aur wo jo mujhse 5 minute pehle lad ke gaye they uska kya?
Santa:-Oh....phir ghar ka no. lag gaya.
#4379 | Profession (व्यवसाय)
Ek Bus Neher Me Gir Gayi
Police-Bus Kaise Giri
Driver-Muje Nai Pata
POLICE-Kya
Driver-Wo Aaj Helper Nai Aya
To Me Peche Kiraya Lene Gya Hua Tha
Police-Bus Kaise Giri
Driver-Muje Nai Pata
POLICE-Kya
Driver-Wo Aaj Helper Nai Aya
To Me Peche Kiraya Lene Gya Hua Tha
#4378 | Student Teacher (छात्र अध्यापक)
Teacher:-Batao Mahatma Gandhi kaha paida huye, aur unhone talim kaha hasil ki?
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Papu:-Ji wo hospital mein paida huye aur school mein talim hasil ki.
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Papu:-Ji wo hospital mein paida huye aur school mein talim hasil ki.
#4377 | General (सामान्य)
Santa- Yar murgi k baccha anda todkar bahar kaise aa jate hain? Banta-Mujhe to ye samjh mein nahi aata saale band ande me ghus kaise jate hai
#4376 | Kid (बच्चा)
2 Nalayak Exam ke baad:
1st:
Ye paper konsa tha?
2nd:
Maths ka
1st:
Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?
2nd:
Nai yaar! Sath wali ladki k paas Calculator dekha tha
1st:
Ye paper konsa tha?
2nd:
Maths ka
1st:
Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?
2nd:
Nai yaar! Sath wali ladki k paas Calculator dekha tha
#4375 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
Santa kangal hone par biwi se
bola: Tum bacho ko
nani ke yaha bhej do..
Aur
Tum apni maa k
pass chali jao
Mera kya hai
Main sasural chala
jaunga
bola: Tum bacho ko
nani ke yaha bhej do..
Aur
Tum apni maa k
pass chali jao
Mera kya hai
Main sasural chala
jaunga
#4374 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
PATI:Kaash main GANPATI hota tum 111- din tak meri puja karti Modak, Ladoo khilati....
PATNI:Haan kaash aisa hota fir har saal Visarjan ke saal NAYA pati lati
PATNI:Haan kaash aisa hota fir har saal Visarjan ke saal NAYA pati lati
#4373 | Shopping (खरीदारी)
Santa Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Santa: Isme to Kida Nikla hai
Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat hai Kya Pata Agli Baar Motorcycle Nikal Jaye,
Santa: Isme to Kida Nikla hai
Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat hai Kya Pata Agli Baar Motorcycle Nikal Jaye,
#4372 | Male Female (आदमी औरत)
Santa apni biwi ko maar raha tha..
ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho ??
Santa : Docter ne kaha hai, isko dawai koot ke deni hai
ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho ??
Santa : Docter ne kaha hai, isko dawai koot ke deni hai
#4371 | Female (महिला)
1st Saheli-Tumne Ab Tak Shaadi Kyu Nai Ki
2nd-Shaadi To Karna Chahti hu But Manpasnd Pati Nai Mila
1st-Mai Shadi Suda hu Or mera b yahi prblm he
2nd-Shaadi To Karna Chahti hu But Manpasnd Pati Nai Mila
1st-Mai Shadi Suda hu Or mera b yahi prblm he
#4370 | Male (आदमी)
Santa: Sote waqt scale lekar soya
Banta:Tum scale kyon lekar soye
Santa: me dekhna chaahat hu ki mein kitna lamba sota hun
Banta:Tum scale kyon lekar soye
Santa: me dekhna chaahat hu ki mein kitna lamba sota hun
#4369 | Profession (व्यवसाय)
Compudar-Aap har marij se ye kyu puchte ho ki pichli Raat Kya kya khaye
Doctor-Usi se to pata chalta hai ki wo meri fees de sakta hai ya nahi
Doctor-Usi se to pata chalta hai ki wo meri fees de sakta hai ya nahi
#4368 | Profession (व्यवसाय)
Santa bank gaya, wanha likha tha sone par loan milata hai.
Santa wanhi so gaya aur pucha 1 raat sone par kitna loan milega
Santa wanhi so gaya aur pucha 1 raat sone par kitna loan milega
#4367 | Male (आदमी)
4 shraabi 1 janaze ko uthakr jaldi jaldi kabro k upr se ja rahe the,
Kisi ne kha-'Oye sharm kro niche Murde h'
SHRABI-To upr konsa humne WORLD CUP utha rkha h.!
Kisi ne kha-'Oye sharm kro niche Murde h'
SHRABI-To upr konsa humne WORLD CUP utha rkha h.!
#4366 | Male (आदमी)
Dad- Whos this girl ??
Boy- ohh she, My girlfriend
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next day
Dad- now whos this 'new' girl?
Boy-Rishta wohi Item Nayee.....
Boy- ohh she, My girlfriend
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next day
Dad- now whos this 'new' girl?
Boy-Rishta wohi Item Nayee.....
#4365 | Male (आदमी)
Prito: Mere hont bahut phat gaye hai, kuch lagane ke liye la dena
Santa: lo tumhare phate hoton ko jorane ke liye Fevicoal laya hun
Santa: lo tumhare phate hoton ko jorane ke liye Fevicoal laya hun
#4364 | Male (आदमी)
santa : oye humne chokidar ko nikal diya
banta : kyu?
santa : sala chokidar wo tha aur rat hum pe chillata ' Jagte Raho'
banta : kyu?
santa : sala chokidar wo tha aur rat hum pe chillata ' Jagte Raho'
#4363 | Male (आदमी)
Santa gets a msg-
'kya aap Anna Hazaare ke saath hai?'
Santa replies
'Nahi main taan ghare haan...kuch kamm si??'
'kya aap Anna Hazaare ke saath hai?'
Santa replies
'Nahi main taan ghare haan...kuch kamm si??'
#4362 | Male (आदमी)
Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR
Main Ladki ke sath date maar raha tha aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola:
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'kal wali Zyada achi thi'...
Main Ladki ke sath date maar raha tha aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola:
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'kal wali Zyada achi thi'...
#4361 | Male (आदमी)
Santa Banta ki khub pitai huyi.
Par Q?
Qki
Dono B'Day party
me muft ka khana
khate pakde Gye
aur
kehne lage:Hum
Ladki walo k taraf-
se hai
Par Q?
Qki
Dono B'Day party
me muft ka khana
khate pakde Gye
aur
kehne lage:Hum
Ladki walo k taraf-
se hai
#4360 | Husband Wife (पति पत्नी)
Husband 2 wife~
'na kajre ki dhar,
na motio k haar.
na koi kiya singar,
phir b kitni sundar ho.'
Wife~
oye, saaf-2 bol na ki
'make-up k liye paise ni dunga':-)
'na kajre ki dhar,
na motio k haar.
na koi kiya singar,
phir b kitni sundar ho.'
Wife~
oye, saaf-2 bol na ki
'make-up k liye paise ni dunga':-)
#4359 | Advertisement (विज्ञापन)
SANTA KA NAYA GAS CYLINDER 6 SECOUND ME HI PURA HO GAYA.
KAISE?
Q KI SANTA NE GAS CYLINDER K PAAS ENO RAKHA THA, SIRF 6 SECOND ME KAM SHURU ;) HI HI HI
KAISE?
Q KI SANTA NE GAS CYLINDER K PAAS ENO RAKHA THA, SIRF 6 SECOND ME KAM SHURU ;) HI HI HI
#4358 | Male (आदमी)
cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar mar di.
Aur bola-Aap bahut lucky ho
Aadmi- kaise
Cycle wala- Aaj meri chutti hai
NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA HU
Aur bola-Aap bahut lucky ho
Aadmi- kaise
Cycle wala- Aaj meri chutti hai
NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA HU
#4357 | General (सामान्य)
ek tiger ne zoo me santa ko maar diya bandar ne pucha-tune itni bheed me sirf use hi kyo mara?
tiger:-are yar sala kb se keh rha tha'ENNI WADDI BILLI'....
tiger:-are yar sala kb se keh rha tha'ENNI WADDI BILLI'....
#4356 | Male (आदमी)
Boy-Cn i Hold ur Hand?
Grl-No!
Boy-Y?
Gal-cz it Hurts whn u Leave it.
Boy-Ma kasam,
Humari Acting!
To Ladkiyo ki Over Acting
Grl-No!
Boy-Y?
Gal-cz it Hurts whn u Leave it.
Boy-Ma kasam,
Humari Acting!
To Ladkiyo ki Over Acting
#4355 | Kid (बच्चा)
Papu- Papa Good News H.
Snta- Kya?
Papu- Apko Yad H Apne Kha Tha K Agr Mai Exam Me Pas Ho Jaun To Muje 5000 Denge. Snta- Han.
Papu- Apke 5000 Bch Gye!.
Snta- Kya?
Papu- Apko Yad H Apne Kha Tha K Agr Mai Exam Me Pas Ho Jaun To Muje 5000 Denge. Snta- Han.
Papu- Apke 5000 Bch Gye!.
#4354 | Profession (व्यवसाय)
Jailer-Suna he tum shayar ho..Kuchh sunao yaar
Qaidi-'Gum-e-Ulfatme jo zindgi kat ti Hmari
Jis Din zamanat hui us din zndagi khatam Tumhari.
Qaidi-'Gum-e-Ulfatme jo zindgi kat ti Hmari
Jis Din zamanat hui us din zndagi khatam Tumhari.
#4353 | Drink (शराब)
Sharabi hawa me COIN uchaalkar bola:
Heads Aaya to WHISKEY, Tails aaya to VODKA.
Zamin par Khada raha to RUM,
Aur
hawa me raha to Aaj se DARU BAND;
Heads Aaya to WHISKEY, Tails aaya to VODKA.
Zamin par Khada raha to RUM,
Aur
hawa me raha to Aaj se DARU BAND;
#4352 | General (सामान्य)
2Machr Bate Kr Rhe The
1st Bola-Mai Docter Bnuga.
2ndBola-Main Engineer Bnuga.
Itne Me Aunti Ne MoRtIN Jla Di.
Mchr Bole-Sali Ne pura Career Khrab Kr Diya.
1st Bola-Mai Docter Bnuga.
2ndBola-Main Engineer Bnuga.
Itne Me Aunti Ne MoRtIN Jla Di.
Mchr Bole-Sali Ne pura Career Khrab Kr Diya.
#4351 | Female (महिला)
RAKHI SAWANT Train me!
TC- Ticket?
Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
TC- Jurmana lgega!
Rakhi-Q?
TC- Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho & Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai.
TC- Ticket?
Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
TC- Jurmana lgega!
Rakhi-Q?
TC- Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho & Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai.
#4350 | Kid (बच्चा)
Ek ladki ne chote bache k gaal pe kiss ki.Girl-oh sorry tumare gaal pe lipstick lag gyi.Baby kuch achcha karne se agar daag lagte he to daag achche hain.
#4349 | Male (आदमी)
Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington